AProsperousMonster

A bird of my tongue is better than a beast of yours



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  1. Summary

    An ongoing series of short, kinky stories chronicling the adventures of Minnesota's favourite plump, plucky, god-level-gravity-bending superhero: Cathy Chaudry Chase, a.k.a. the Mighty Meteor!

    Expect some wackiness, some thrills, and just about every silly kink you can imagine happening to a fat supehero who doesn't mind getting a little fatter. Or maybe a lot fatter. Stay tuned!

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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    Our two here gay boys are met with an endless supply of desserts to indulge in.

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    30 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    A collection of 31 stories for feedism Kinktober 2025! Some are sexy, some are explicit, all are weird. Ported over from Tumblr, same handle here and there. Read at your own risk.

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    30 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    [Fluff and smut AU of Egg Waitress.]

    Wrath General Morn Ingstar was one of the strongest damn demons in the Ambrelloshian Queendom. As a natural born warrior, his heroic destiny had been laid out from birth: he'd become an unstoppable demon Admiral and defend the borders from enemy gods and monsters so everyone in the Queendom—except him—could live peacefully. Then he'd take a dainty wife and sire imps to pass on his demonic genes.

    Dammit, he wasn't supposed to fall in love with a Lust demoness waitress! Especially not one cursed to be permanently stuffed full of deliciously spicy little eggs so she had no room to carry his children. And especially not one who...turns out to be a guy? Why does he like men more when he’s supposed to have a wife and children? Why does he end up letting this guy lay eggs down his throat and up his ass? Why the hell is Morn the one who ends up pregnant?! Fuck, the Wrath General doesn't understand what destiny even is anymore!

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    29 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    A group of pirates kill a merid, only to find that she was a mer-matron, and they have orphaned her young daughter. Who would they be if they did not save the child?

    They wouldn't be the legends they are now, that's for sure.

    Special thanks to otherwindow (tumblr), redporkpadthai (tumblr), and the corvidprompts discord server <3

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    27 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Newlywed Doug Ramsey has some questions, and there's only one person he trusts to get him the answers he needs.

    Another "Unseen scene" which I have no reason to believe actually happened in canon, but I like to think might.

    Relationships are a major factor in this, and there is some discussion of sex, but this is not a sex fic. (Sorry if that disapponts anyone)

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    27 Jun 2026