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    Harry is eleven when he is handed a letter and told he is a wizard. Not only that, but he learns his parents are still alive, though incapacitated. This Harry Potter has no scar, no fame, and his horrible childhood is not the result of some grand plot but of an error in administration. Harry is eleven and his life is looking up. He has magic, a family, and a goal.

    He will become the greatest healer Hogwarts has ever seen.

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    01 Apr 2024

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    Ch. 40 - Fallow Field

    Bought Prince manor and Audrey Potter's portrait but the Carrow House declared their blood feud
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    The one where Harry lives with Ulrich Fawley, his grandma's cousin, after the Orphan Re- Bureau realised they done fucked up. Potters are goblin-friends cause Peregrine Potter cured a disease and another Potter wrote the wix-goblin peace act. Harry meets his parents at Janus Thickey ward and vows to heal them.

    Harry meets Slytherin 5th years (Terrence Higgs history-obsessed and sleep avoidant by curse, Gemma Fawley the Cousin and warder extraordinaire, Saafa miss potioneer, Aspen Selwyn Lord Nature, Adrian Pucey ? ) on the train, and becomes BFFs with Blaise on sight, like what do you mean? thats his soulmate 🙂‍↕️

    First year sets out the group (Harry, Blaise, Tracey, Theo, Daphne) and shout-out to the Rex/Regina and Court system. Neville-Who-Lived is doing his best with a shit hand and Blaise is judging 🙄. Remus writes letters from whenever he is. Seen a year of Malfoy and already tired of his shit 🫩 AND Harry is Madame Pomphrey tiny infirmary assistant.

    Second year is a mess. Slytherins are politicking, the diary is being a menace and Harry put Cedric as the face of his humanitarian cause for Un-petrification. See, I get why Rowle considered killing Malfoy instead of going along with his blackmail, he is a little shitain with no knowledge that his actions have consequences (rip Lizzie Rowle) but surely it would be easier to just kill his mom. Anyhow, the Rex posse get hit with a two year non-aggression pact 🕊️ by Terrence, Harry and Co just want this mess to be done by the time Gemma gets un-petrified except Saafa, she wants to hang Spencer Rowle by his balls but can't cause he made her queen of thorns 🫪

    Summer after second year, Harry visits Blaise’s family in Mezzogiorno. Blaise did his first gender-affirming transmutation 🫰and also made a deal with a library duke demon 🤝 in exchange for a honest book of his life. Harry finally got his pile of magic core research and met Remus Lupin my traumatized brother 👏👏👏 been waiting for my man just like Remus is waiting for Sirius to leave Azkaban (WHEN I CATCH YOU CROUCH, WHEN I CATCH YOU 🫵)

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    unconnected hollanov/heated rivalry fics all by the same author (it's me, i'm the author) // blanket permission for translations (posted on ao3/linked), podfics (posted on ao3/linked), art of any kind inspired by the fics in this collection! i would love to know about them though

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Part 9 of 14

    YES GOD

    - holding on part 10

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    Harry somehow ended up in the past during the battle in the Department of Mysteries. Now he's meeting his family, getting sorted into Slytherin, and falling for a Black. What could possibly happen?

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    27 Feb 2025

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    Ch. 23

    Damn, I like this Harry

    The one where Regulus a Black protection cuff to Harry you know the one mostly used to say THAT'S MINE, after not speaking to him for most of the year except for one owl of course

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    your fave is problematic - yourfaveisproblematic.tumblr.com/post/6453061/ilya-rozanov
    Admin note: POST IS WIP
    1. Admitted to using the f-slur during his rookie year in the NHL and doubled down with ableist remarks on Twitter.
    2. He’s a stalinist and supports the unlawful slaughter of children.
    3. He’s supportive of the porn industry, which is notably exploitative and misogynistic.
    [cont…]

    subhollander reblogged ⇄ yourfaveisproblematic
    #first celeb ever to get cancelled for bisexual pegging porn im crying #also not be that person but that was amateur porn #so???

    torontoszamboni reblogged ⇄ subhollander
    so you’re also saying that the women were amateurish at their job???

    subhollander reblogged ⇄ torontoszamboni
    quick tell me what amateur porn means

    hunter4life reblogged ⇄ subhollander
    then let’s talk about the fact that he liked that tweet as a pr stunt to distract from the f-slur????

    russianlovemachine reblogged ⇄ hunter4life
    #shane: what are you doing #ilya, swallowing: public relations

    Ilya Rozanov lands himself on yourfaveisproblematic for—well, quite a few reasons.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Ch. 3

    Too funny not to

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    At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.

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    01 Apr 2026

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    Ch. 40 - State of the Gay Union, 2021

    LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO