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On the night she is attacked by her mother’s coven, Agatha Harkness meets a mysterious being who fascinates and draws her in. And as Agatha recounts all of her encounters with Death, we come to understand a little of everything they experienced together over the centuries.
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I Sure Know Mating Calls by AnonFandomBandit for saturnreturn, 1ightafterdark
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
26 Jun 2026
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When Alpha Rio Vidal is informed by her new doctor that they refuse to prescribe her any more suppressants after she has been on them for a decade, she is left with no other option than to find a partner to ride her rut out with. Knowing that it would be too dangerous to rut with a Beta or Omega given how her mating instincts are heightened, Rio searches for an Alpha to hook up with anonymously, on the Alpha dating app Knottd, to get through it without any drama or attachments.
Her entire plan is thrown to the wolves when the beautiful blue-eyed Alpha who broke her heart in college shows up to meet her. Agatha Harkness is a bratty sexual menace who loves to tease and drive Rio crazy, and is all too eager to sink her fangs into her - but Rio is not one to go down without a fight.
AKA: The alpha x alpha agathario rutting partners AU.
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28 Jun 2026
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find yourself in someone (you were there all along) by empathyhoodie, evgar, mondaychild
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
16 Jun 2026
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"What did you think of the scene?"
"The uh—" Rio coughs, "The intimate scene?"
"The in—" Agatha's sigh cuts her off and her laugh enters Rio's space, "Can you not even say the word sex, Rio?"
"I can—" Rio's ears feel hot, and she snatches the beer back, eyes finding the doorway, but there's no one there but them, "I can say sex."
"Oh, can you?" Agatha presses in close until they're almost touching. Rio's not—she's not great with touch; she doesn't receive it much in any capacity. "Because to me, it sounded like you're nervous in the way someone who's never been touched is." Agatha's lips curl into a grin like she's already excited for her next words, and she gasps, over exaggerated, "Are you a virgin, Rio?"
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Rio finds out the new neighborhood book club can never be just book club if they've been nursing a very mild crush on their next door neighbor of seven years.
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21 Jun 2026
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The Best Little Whorehouse in Westview by Lexus (Beautiful_Ruin)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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She doesn’t even get to order the damned beer before there’s a blood-curdling scream from upstairs, and she’s off like a shot.
Halfway up, she’s met by none other than Madam Rio, and Rio looks fit to kill. Agatha has the fleeting notion she’s about to be shoved down the stairs and instinctively sidesteps as Rio gets close.
“That you screamin’?” she asks.
“You don’t know my scream by now?” Rio snaps.
Agatha hooks her thumbs in her belt loops and puffs out her cheeks. “I s’pose y’do it often enough, I ought to know it. What’s wrong this time?”
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Agatha Harkness is the sheriff of Westview, a small town that flourishes due to the whorehouse above the saloon. Now, Agatha’s not against the idea of the sex industry providing the funds to pay her salary and keep her comfortable… she just can’t fucking stand Madam Rio Vidal, the infuriating, reckless, devil-may-care woman who runs the business. Rio doesn’t listen, doesn’t respect Agatha and doesn’t take no for an answer. But when something threatens the town in general and Rio specifically, Agatha will have to put her feelings aside, or at least find a way to make their antagonism work in her favor to protect Rio and preserve their way of life.- Language:
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17 Jun 2026
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where art thou, why not uponeth me? by saturnreturn for midwestprincess_01
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
03 Feb 2026
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Dr. Vidal takes the wand and slowly slips it inside of her. It goes in seamlessly. Agatha’s neck feels tense, and she tries to lean her head back to loosen things up.
“Are you sure you’re okay?” Dr. Vidal looks up at Agatha with big baby brown eyes. “If you’re anxious, we can stop, or I can give you a pheromone patch—”
“I’m perfectly fine,” Agatha snaps, and then she blurts out, “I’m not nervous!”
Dr. Vidal just blinks at her owlishly, and Agatha presses her lips together. Fuck. What if the doctor connects the dots? Agatha isn’t nervous, just embarrassed. It isn’t her fault she encompasses a physical body and, by objective accounts, Dr. Vidal is attractive.
And smells good.
Whatever.
“Okay,” Dr. Vidal says softly. “My apologies.”
_____OR, Agatha finds herself in a predicament: she's pregnant, single, and in her forties, and the only gynecologist that is qualified to help her is alpha Dr. Rio Vidal.
Written for Agatha All Along Week, day 7: breeding ;-)
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14 Jun 2026
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”I barely touched it.”
Rio sternly grabs her wrist again, pulling it into the stream insistently while Agatha struggles against her grip.
”You need to put it under cold water-“
”-It doesn’t even hurt-“
“-Stop being awkward-“
”-I’m fine, really-“
”-Agatha, don’t move.”
And that’s when she hears it.
Don’t move.
You don’t want it badly enough yet.
The air leaves Agatha’s lungs in a rush. She hears every filthy word she’s heard whispered in her ear as she climbs higher and higher echoing in her brain. The faceless woman who’s been talking her to orgasm.
Except now she has a face.
It’s Rio.
When Agatha Harkness discovers audio erotica she finally gets something that she’s never achieved through forty-two years of life and a god-awful marriage.
Then she finds herself with a roommate with the most familiar voice.
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