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  1. Rec 11

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    The Five Love Languages: How to Express Heartfelt Commitment to Your Mate? Moony, what in the name of Merlin’s crusty toenails is this?” asked Sirius, derisively squinting at the cover. “‘Mate,’ is that some werewolf shit?”

    “I told you, it’s a Muggle book. I think it could help James. Listen, this bloke says there’s five ‘love languages,’ and they’re different ways of showing your love for someone depending on what’s important to them: physical touch, words of affirmation, quality time, gift giving, and acts of service. Our boy has been doing none of these, and look where it’s gotten him. He’s got to woo her.”

    Love languages, James thought, sounded about as woolly as divination, but if they somehow helped him win Lily over, he’d do anything. He’d even probably attempt to fight the giant squid. Not bare-handed, though, he valued his life, lovelorn as it was.

     

    OR—Lily has been unimpressed with James' efforts to win her over, so he tries a new tactic. A Muggle one.

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    15 Feb 2026

  2. Rec 9

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    Dionysius Price had dreamt of going to Hogwarts since he was a little boy. He’d grown up hearing countless stories of the castle, the lifelong friendships forged there, and the spirited rivalry among the four houses. He was eager to be sorted into Hufflepuff, his parents’ house, so he could make friends and play for the Quidditch team. If he was like his father, he’d become a prefect and perhaps Head Boy. If he was like his mother, he’d become Quidditch captain. He was ready to make them proud, from the day he got his acceptance letter to the moment he stepped foot on the Hogwarts Express.

    It seemed the universe had other plans for him, however; no sooner than the Sorting Hat touched his head and shouted “GRYFFINDOR!”, he knew he was in for a different adventure.

    Or, the Marauders had a fifth roommate that no one ever mentioned, and whose name no one remembered.

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    02 Feb 2026

  3. Rec 31

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    Vernon refused to speak to James at the reception, but described him, within James’s earshot, as ‘some kind of amateur magician.’

    Or: It’s Petunia and Vernon’s wedding day, and James finds loads of creative ways to vex the newlyweds — unintentionally, he swears.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    Letters from an alternate universe in which Vernon Dursley is less Gryffindor, more Slytherin.

    Also available as a free audiobook read by Sam Gabriel.

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    10 Jan 2026

  5. Rec 23

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    James paces outside the Hogwarts library, feeling uncharacteristically nervous as he braces himself for the most formidable task any 15-year-old boy can undertake: asking a girl out.

    Or: Over the course of his 5th and 6th years, James works through the stages of grief as he tries to win the affection of Lily Evans, and grows up a bit in the process.

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    29 Jul 2025