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SHANE HOLLANDER SPOTTED WEARING A RING??? by butterffly_sleeps
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jul 2026
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@shanehollander24_hockey✅
It's true.➤ @shaneybaby
SIR WHAT IS TRUE????➤@shanehollander24_hockey✅
I'm engaged.
@shaneybaby
TO WHOM??
➤@shanehollander24_hockey✅
t's for you all to figure out.OR
@svetlana_v_✅
ilya domestic ERA
➤ @ilyaaaaax81✅
🤫
@mlh_puckrabbit
SIR CARE TO ELABORATE?
@ilyaaaaax81✅
no.
@iloverozzyyy
WHAT?
@ilyaaaaax81✅
no.
exactly what the title says, followed by pure calculated chaos
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Bookmarked by AshersAngel
06 Jul 2026
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Farah, Shane, and his mom have a statement drafted by the end of the first period of the Boston v. Toronto game. By the time the Raiders are done showering and are pulled for post-game press, everyone with even a passing interest in professional hockey knows that Shane Hollander is an Unrestricted Free Agent looking for a new team.
Shane watched live as Ilya blinked stupidly, took a few seconds to process, and then quickly answered into the mic. This interview would gain millions of views over the coming months and would be cited as the source of the most chaotic social media rollercoaster the MLH ever had.
No one knew it then, but the Great MLH Seduction had officially begun.
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Or: Ilya stays with the Boston Raiders instead of trading to Ottawa. This causes quite a few ripples when Shane finally ends his contract with Montreal.
Featuring: the Hollander Family's Spreadsheets(TM), professional hockey culture shifts, and a tasteful amount of fraud against the MLH.
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05 Jul 2026
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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Bookmarked by AshersAngel
04 Jul 2026
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“Sounds boring,” Ilya comments, unable to stop himself. “Okay, so what is the emergency, Sveta? You said the guy dropped two days ago.”
“They’ve already tried three different professional doms and nobody managed to take him out of it, so–”
“Who's they?” Ilya interrupts her.
“The hockey team. Montreal Voyagers. They are flying him in to us now.”
The Behavioral Education & Authority Relationships Services (B.E.A.R.S. for short).
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30 Jun 2026