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    Kill any and every witness.

    That was what Yor Briar - the Thorn Princess - was taught from the first time Garden had trained her. And, she had done so. She had killed every single one of them.

    Well...except for one.

    “You could have let him at least have the pleasure of finishing before you threw your sickle through his head.”

    All except for the annoying prostitute before her, laying bare beneath the covers with a cigarette between his fingers and enchanting blue eyes staring at her. The annoying prostitute who she has since decided to let live for...who knows what reason really.

    “I hadn't finished yet either, Miss Princess. I feel like he didn't get his money's worth. I would rather my clients leave satisfied, whether that be leaving the room or leaving this plane of existence.”

    Seriously, why hasn't she killed him yet?

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    English
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    7,312
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    3,595
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    Cool air breezed through his gold locks like wind through a field of tall wheat - so cold his feet and legs began to tingle, left ring finger seemingly being gently squeezed as if a ring was wrapping snug around it. He could almost feel the initial frosty bite of gold first hitting skin, causing him to press his thumb slightly against where a ring would potentially - no, did - lay. The solid mineral shaped perfectly to adhere to the base of the digit - an impeccably suitable fit.

    Wait.
    Twilight lifted his hand to look at it, to be sure it wasn’t true, glancing to ensure his advisor wasn’t watching beforehand.
    And lo and behold, there it sat.
    A thick, solid gold band.
    Is this a wedding ring?

    In which, Yor needs a date to a party and somehow manages to summon the strongest demon in hell...and also bind him to her for eternity.

    How does one accidentally bind themselves to a demon for eternity?

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    English
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    12,644
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    463
    Bookmarks:
    91
    Hits:
    5,920
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    It’s so fun to see him like this - so fun to take him apart with her cock, so fun to liquify that overworked brain of his and make that pretty face warp into expressions so lewd a porn star would be jealous.

    She’d record it if she didn’t already have a hard drive full of videos of those expressions (and the actions that made them happen).

    Yor reminds herself to buy another one the next time she goes to the convenience store on campus, along with a new notebook for Loid.

    Which reminds her.

    “You have your final exams tomorrow, don’t you?”

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    English
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    2,616
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    1,014
    Bookmarks:
    102
    Hits:
    13,510
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    Let the record show that Loid Forger is NOT a cuddler.

    But, he's also a liar.

     

    5 times Loid Forger got caught being a cuddler and denied it, and the 1 time he finally admits it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,413
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    105
    Kudos:
    2,782
    Bookmarks:
    452
    Hits:
    43,936
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    A series of ficlets of explicit TwiYor scenarios.

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    Ch 1: She doesn’t like the red on her now though - but he’s simply obsessed.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    724
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    181
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    5,228
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    The train station where he got off was mostly empty, but he assumed it was likely a lot better than what it was. This station was the closest one to where the bombings dropped all those years ago, closest to Kielberg. And if he had learned anything from his years of spying and war and psychiatry, it was that people tended to stay away from tragedy as if it were the plague, whether or not they had personal ties to that tragedy mattered not. It was all the same in the end. A tragedy was a tragedy.

    However, it was when people faced those tragedies were they finally able to learn. It was when people faced those tragedies were they finally able to grow.

    And for him, it was finally time to face the ones he had pushed away for over two decades.

    Thus, the former spy made his way to find a cab, barely managing to push down the violent pressure of emotions boiling in his chest.

    He had to talk to her at least once - just one time would be enough - as Loid Forger and no one else.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,370
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,769
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    What was she thinking?

    What the fuck was she thinking?!

    She was sleeping with the enemy, right? That’s what she was doing?

    Shopkeeper was going to kill her.

    If Twilight wasn't going to kill her first.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,076
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    1,570
    Bookmarks:
    196
    Hits:
    31,611
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    This was bad.

    This was fucking bad.

    Then, why the hell did it feel so fucking good?

    Twilight couldn’t stop. Why couldn’t he stop? He had done things most would call impossible, accomplished missions that had had less than a thousandth of a percent chance of succeeding. So out of all the things he could do in this damned world, why couldn’t he stop this?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,108
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    2,381
    Bookmarks:
    306
    Hits:
    46,292
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    Clover takes advantage of having a hot reaper at his disposal.

    Part 2 of Your Dick Binds Me

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,639
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,528
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    It wasn't fair to James that Qrow was so warm while he was so cold. The bird better share the heat.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,512
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    36
    Hits:
    1,834
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    How did it end up this way? With Qrow, back in the same skirt he had been tricked into wearing earlier that day, on all fours in his hot headmaster's office.

    Who knew a punishment could be so fun?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,242
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1,980
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    “Do you want to get married? That way we won’t have to sit through all those bullshit dinners and parties just to realize that we won’t find who we’re looking for in the ones being offered. Instead, we can just have each other. My parents don’t care who the hell I marry and neither do yours. We’re just appeasing the assholes here in Atlas, so our families aren’t thrown to the fucking curb. So, how about it, Cloves? You and me as husband and wife.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,563
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    136
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    When summoning a humanoid, you had to do well to remember to ensure the contract, the bond, could not be broken, as humanoids had the knowledge and power to be able to kill their masters if they so wanted. So, doing this wasn’t exactly new for me, but what was new was the fact that I thought I may enjoy it this time.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,109
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    911
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    Clover only enjoyed watching his boyfriend be cold, not children.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,583
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    289
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    Clover wants to show how much Qrow really means to him through actions of the hips...also in a pool room.

    A.k.a. Clover fucks (makes love to) Qrow in a pool.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,126
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,820
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    Clover hadn't died in Atlas - not when Tyrian Callows got to him and not when Atlas fell - but he had kept his status a secret. And now that the war was done, there was only one thing left to do - reunite with the one he loved who still believed him to be dead.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,042
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    626
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    Clover finds a new mission - that being to prove Qrow is his luckiest charm.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,793
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    382
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    Clover hadn't realized how one simple action, one simple hatred for the sun and love of the moon, could cause his life to change so much.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,515
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    233
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    Ah, the holidays. Wonderful snow, wonderful feelings, wonderful moments, and awful travel. Especially for a certain unlucky professor who just wants to visit his family for Christmas and New Years, but there is no way that fate would be normal just one time and allow his flight to not be cancelled or postponed.

    As he waits for yet another rescheduled flight, he goes to get pizza, but also finds some beef. Some very sexy beef. Some very sexy beef who Qrow would definitely let pin him to multiple surfaces if he so wanted.

    Heh, maybe he will get lucky after all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,450
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2,545
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    Diarmuid, an Irish lancer, has his fate decided upon when he chooses to walk the same path as his fallen father and his brother, Cu Chulainn - the path of a true knight. But unlike his kin however, he won't be a normal knight but a king's, a king who never sheds a tear. But as the two grow closer and war lingers the nation, will a cry finally be heard from the king and her knight?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    59,099
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    689

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