AverageEboy
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under construction by AverageEboy
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Original Work, im not tagging the rest there's just too many, besides they don't matter so who cares
14 Sep 2023
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You’d think a stranger coming into your house through a non-existent door would be concerning. Maybe it would. But Y/N was not like the other girls (it was unclear if they were a gilr or not. When asked about their gender, Y/N’s answers ranged from “maybe” to “cold tuna”) so they simply stared at the intruder with the look of an underpaid customer service worker.
The intruder just.. existed(?) in the kitchen now. It was unclear if they were actually a person. maybe Y/N was actually going crazy from the grief they suffered after The Accincdednt.
In lieu of anything better to do, Y/N decided to look closer at the thing/person/fpenomenon in front of them. It certainly had some qualities of an object that exists! It had blond hair, and eyes, and the general shape of a person. Except for its hands, which were abnormally long and sharp. Honestly such a vibe.
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Y/N gets fucked up by eldritch forces (Michael) and meets god (Sans Undertale). more news at twelve.
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
13 Jun 2026
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
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20 Jul 2026
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For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
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07 Jul 2026
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The two hundred and twelfth loop by Bakuko, cyberslvt404
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Aug 2023
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During the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Voldemort get stuck in a time loop.
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07 Jul 2026
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He’s outlived a basilisk.
He’s mostly made of impossibility trapped between bones and skin these days, but that fact is mindboggling even for him.
In which Tom Riddle is absolutely certain he wants to live forever, until he meets the immortal creature with green eyes and an obnoxious mouth.
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- Part 2 of i'll crawl home to you
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06 Jul 2026
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Never even had the chance before by Talai
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
10 Jul 2026
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PETER!
Mr. Stark's voice cut through the war cries, frantic and terrified as if knowing what he was about to do. Peter looked back over his shoulder, catching a glimpse of the battered Iron Man armor fighting through a sea of aliens.
I'm sorry, Peter thought.
He slid his right hand into the gauntlet.
Or, Peter Parker snapped his fingers in 2023 to save the world. Instead of dying, he woke up on a freezing mattress in 2011. Now, he has to navigate a timeline that doesn't know him, a power he can barely control, and—wow, Mr. Stark looks young.
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- Part 1 of Zaman Saçmalıkları
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18 May 2026