AwkwardProfessor
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Save a Horse, Ride a Bull? by AwkwardProfessor
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
22 Jun 2026
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After some flirtatious sexting and a solid win, Shane is feeling pretty good and lets himself get dragged out to a bar with the boys. When a chance to show off his skills comes along, he's in just the right headspace to take advantage of it.
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Mutual System Maintenance by AwkwardProfessor
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
01 Jan 2026
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ART and MB take rough housing a bit far on a cargo trip
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Lost in a dark and powerless station, Murderbot finds it way home.
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Meet Me on The Station by AwkwardProfessor
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
30 Dec 2025
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Tapan was always excited on new jobs. This one brought them to UplandGateway One where they would be updating their strange synthetic tech. As she explores the station, she runs into MB.
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During the stressful evacuation of an abandoned colony, one colonist refuses to leave their cat behind.
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In late 2014, celebrity photos start dropping. Ilya deletes his texts, his photos, a video he should never have taken. It isn't soon enough.
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Bookmarked by AwkwardProfessor
27 Jun 2026
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Teeth of ivory, smiles of gold by iffervescent
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 May 2026
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“And why is a Russian prince inviting me to his matchmaking party? Do they need gentry chaperones or something?”
“No, no, and it’s not a party, it’s a whole series of affairs, it’s…Shane, you’re invited as a candidate. A marriage candidate.”
Shane pulls the phone away to make sure the line’s still connected and he hasn’t accidentally started watching Downton Abbey or something.
Prince Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov meets Shane Hollander, Duke of Montreal.
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Bookmarked by AwkwardProfessor
27 Jun 2026
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ESPN@ESPN_updates: Hockey MVP Ilya Rozanov engaged to long-term partner. The three-time Stanley cup…read more
u/pookiebear replying u/ollypoppy: I’m not even surprised. Rozy has homewrecker energy 🤭
In light of an announcement from their favorite hockey player, fans do a deep dive and find that Shane and Ilya have an interesting history.
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- Part 1 of hollanov fics
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26 Jun 2026
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Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.
The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”
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Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.- Language:
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25 Jun 2026
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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24 Jun 2026