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Agent P(enis) by BakedPotato for dxstixl
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Phineas and Ferb
23 Mar 2021
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Y/N has been harboring a crush on Aaron Hotchner for months...but what happens when you throw Perry into the mix?
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Dan is immortal. Phil isn't. Dan tells himself not to get attached. Phil has no problem getting close to people. And Dan's long, long life tends to go every which way except the right one.
alternatively: 13k worth of sadness that literally no one asked for.
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A hucklerabbot puppy play series!
Robby and Dennis have been hooking up for a few months when they try a little puppy play. When they decide that Robby's puppy, Huckleberry, could use some training, Robby calls in reinforcements. Those reinforcements happen to be Jack Abbot, who Robby's had a mysterious on again/off again situationship with for the past 25 or so years. As the three continue to play together, old feelings re-emerge, new feelings are caught, and lots of kinky sex is had.
(series isn't beta read, all mistakes are mine!) (also no AI ever fuck AI for real)
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07 Jun 2026
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Jack’s teeth flash in a streetlamp. “This is not the attitude you want to have with me tonight, Robinavitch.”
Robby grins, stuffing his hands in his pockets and shrugging. “Or maybe it is.”
They round the corner, Jack’s house waiting at the end of the block. Jack laughs, a little wicked, the tiniest bit tipsy, bumping into Robby’s side as they walk. “Ladies and gentlemen, gather round to watch the great Doctor Michael Robinavitch dig his own grave!”
--When Dennis confesses his feelings, Robby goes to Jack for advice. He gets much more than that - after all, Jack Abbot's always had a knack for getting him out of his head.
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Part 3 of the “all dogs go to heaven” series. It’s Robby’s turn to bark!
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- Part 3 of all dogs go to heaven (the series)
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04 May 2026
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“Look at you. Doing just what you were bred for, aren’t you, pup?”
Whitaker whines happily, throat deliciously sore. He loves the thought - some dogs were bred to hunt game, some were bred to guard livestock, he was bred to take Jack Abbot’s cock.
“Should we take a picture for your owner before we get you cleaned up?”
“Ruff!"
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Robby needs a dog sitter - he’d hate to leave his sweet pup Huckleberry all alone during his shift. Thank goodness Jack Abbot’s available.
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- Part 2 of all dogs go to heaven (the series)
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20 Apr 2026
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Hannibal chews his own bite, more blueberry than actual pancake on the end of his fork. He swallows before he speaks. “You say that like it’s not a gift to me,” his voice is very quiet but he keeps his eyes so soft that the words feel even more silent. “Be a good boy and finish your breakfast.”
Will is pink still, painted high and low when Hannibal adds in a second later, just under his breath, “don’t make daddy ask again.”
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- Part 1 of days of the week
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17 Apr 2026
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Dennis has a hard time grappling with the loss of a patient.
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01 Apr 2026