BatzelChaos

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    The Straw Hats find it a little weird that they don’t have a first mate. Whenever they ask, Luffy just laughs and says they do. Which is weirder, because none of the crew have ever met this so-called first mate.

    A time-travel au, in which a captain and his first mate go back to the very beginning, and figures they can do more good apart than together. At least for now.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Sea Kings, sea-sickness, sunburns, a 95% genocidal Navy and more than a million and one other assorted ways to die. It's official: Being inserted into an anime sucks ass... Buuut I guess it could be worse. I mean, look on the bright side: At least I'm sailing with the future king of the pirates.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Marinette's day is turned upside down when she's summoned by DGSI (Direction générale de la sécurité intérieure) for a supposedly harmless interview regarding the recent Akuma attacks.

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    20 May 2026

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    “I just…” Her hands migrated from covering her face to clutching her hair. Her ears matched her suit but her eyes were glowing with — what was that? Love? Admiration? His chest tightened. “I can’t talk to him! I always get tongue-tied, or say something stupid, or trip over my own feet. It’s so embarrassing! I mean, I’ve gotten better since we first met, like, we’re actually kind of friends now, but it’s kind of a big leap to go from ‘I can sort of string more than two words together in front of you,’ to ‘Please date me, I love you,’ you know?” His breath hitched at the word “love,” but Ladybug didn’t seem to notice. “Plus, it’s not like we’re super-close or anything. I mean,” she tittered nervously, “we’ve known each other for years, but it’s not like talking to you.”

    If words could have killed him he would have been in his grave.

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    In which Identity Shenanigans™ make everyone's life way harder than it has to be.

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    Canon divergent after season 1

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    18 May 2026

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    “Hey,” he says. He pokes Luke’s shoulder. “Hey. Look. It’s that Mark kid.”

    Luke lifts his head. “What the f- oh. Wow. He looks like he’s been through a blender.”

    Sure does. There’s bruises purpling all along the side of Mark’s face and there’s a band-aid slapped haphazardly across his nose. Pair all that with the pronounced limp in his step, and you’ve got what appears to be a walking, talking punching bag.

    “Wonder who did that to him,” Luke says.

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    In which a random classmate puts the puzzle pieces together.

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    11 May 2026