BeanSaysHi
Fandoms
- Undertale (Video Game) (8)
- Real Person Fiction (7)
- Original Work (5)
- Vocaloid (4)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (4)
Recent works
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RED AND BLUE CALL THAT STAR AND SPANGLED by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), Vocaloid
30 Mar 2026
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WRITERS: disneymoto, cryptic, mr skelly
While comforting Thomas over yet another heartbreak, Miku has finally had enough. Luckily, she has just the right plan to teach that despicable purple rabbit a lesson.
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Miku says its hunting season! And it somehow makes the best fic of the batch
Series
- Part 30 of Frantic Fanfic
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Kratos meets his match by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), God of War (Video Games), Video Blogging RPF
30 Mar 2026
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WRITERS: cryptic, mr skelly, disneymoto
A strange portal can lead to stranger meetings. Who ever said that a drunken new yorker and a god killer couldn't find love? Who ever thought it might be with each other?
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Give us a character, and we will make yaoi. Give us a drunken man and a greek god- and we will make even yaoi-er
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- Part 29 of Frantic Fanfic
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NEW WORLD by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Real Person Fiction, The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
30 Mar 2026
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WRITERS: mr skelly, disneymoto, cryptic
After attempting to play a strange VR game he had managed to find access to on Ebay, CaptainSparklez finds himself unable to take the headset off. Now trapped in this digital realm, as his minecraft character nonetheless, will the Captain be able to survive its wacky adventures and escape the circus? Or will he end up abstracted like his predecessors before him.
Only time can tell, and maybe, just maybe, that toothy Ringmaster will be the final key he needs to reach his goals.aka
CaptainSparklez in da circus, what will he do!!! He should yaoi
Series
- Part 28 of Frantic Fanfic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 430
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 44
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A Long Tail by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: God of War (Video Games), モンスター娘のいる日常 | Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou
30 Jan 2026
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WRITERS: dani, nyanko, mr skelly
A cold bite filled the air as the worst of Fimbulwinter had begun. Kratos had been stalking the forests near the home when he became aware of another being. This creature was far to large to be some ordinary human. However, it was far too weak to be some sort of god. Slowly, he reached for his Leviathan Axe before moving closer. The creature was mostly comprised of a long, red serpent's tail with the upper half of a woman. Could this be a gorgon who strayed too far from her home? He narrowed his eyes as he prodded her cold tail with his axe.
"Girl...are you awake?"aka
Frantic fanfic goes wholesome with the strangest mix of characters.
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- Part 27 of Frantic Fanfic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 377
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 136
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WRITERS: dani, mr skelly, luvfemboys
Sans encounters a strange merc yelling up a storm in his favorite food place.
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Scout is really just jumping to every universe now isnt he? Good for him, good for him
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- Part 26 of Frantic Fanfic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 378
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- 1/1
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- 3
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- 49
Recent series
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Frantic Fanfic by BeanSaysHi
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Breaking Bad, Chick-fil-A "Eat Mor Chikin" Commercials, Fairly OddParents, Five Nights at Freddy's, God of War (Video Games), McDonaldland, Meru the Succubus (Cartoon), Minecraft (Video Game), My Little Pony, One Piece (Anime & Manga), Original Work, pink sauce - Fandom, Progressive Insurance "Flo" Commercials, Real Person Fiction, Sesame Street (US TV), Shrek (Movies), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Team Fortress 2, The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), The Lorax (2012), Transformers - All Media Types, Undertale (Video Game), VeggieTales, Video Blogging RPF, Vocaloid, モンスター娘のいる日常 | Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
30 Mar 2026
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A collection of frantic fanfics me and friends have made over the years. Each fic's summaries start with the writers FF usernames in order of who wrote each part
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- 14,416
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Maybe Go-Fish is More Your Speed by WhoopsyDaisies for Crow (Elennanore)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), Balatro (Video Game)
12 Nov 2025
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The annual "Yonko Poker Night" has been a tradition since long before Shanks became an emperor. It was never like this before, though.
Luffy goes Gear 5 while dealing and turns Poker into a different game entirely.
(You don't need to have played Balatro to understand this, but it helps)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,473
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 46
- Kudos:
- 625
- Bookmarks:
- 136
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- 5,740
Bookmarked by BeanSaysHi
29 May 2026
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There’s a reason why Cocodrile only ever fucks people he hates: less chance of things getting complicated that way.
Mistakes have been made.
And what was a perfectly functional working relationship is about to become real complicated.Companion to Bejeweled, but stands on its own.
Series
- Part 2 of Karai Bari as Las Vegas AU
Bookmarked by BeanSaysHi
27 May 2026
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Hawk In An Open Cage by corgifeathers
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
08 Feb 2024
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After an unfortunate visit with Shanks, Mihawk just wants to go home. But that just means he gets an unfortunate encounter with Garp instead.
It may end up being to the benefit of him just yet.
Bookmarked by BeanSaysHi
27 May 2026
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just like you by aukai
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
17 Mar 2025
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“Keep the similarities to a minimum, alright, Coco?” Qifrey says, timing the joking self-deprecating laugh just right, giving her a smile so she thinks nothing’s wrong.
But she doesn't budge. She looks right back at him.
“I do resemble you, then?”
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or, Coco needs glasses, and she once again reminds her professor of himself.
Bookmarked by BeanSaysHi
22 May 2026
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Charlie is writing a biography of himself, just so he never forgets.
On a search to talk to Schlatt, he finds himself tangled with the Dream SMP’s twisted existence.The Bench Boys aren’t sure what to think of this new addition to this hellscape of a server.
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- English
- Words:
- 4,555
- Chapters:
- 6/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 16
- Kudos:
- 234
- Bookmarks:
- 23
- Hits:
- 2,960
Bookmarked by BeanSaysHi
22 May 2026