Blobsnort
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the trip to erid is boring, and Rocky wants to watch Grace piss.
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Just add two Hydrogen and one oxygen. by Blobsnort
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), H2O: Just Add Water, Iron Lung (2026)
17 Jul 2026
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Rylands life was just the way he liked it.
But now he's a merman, and there's something sinister in the water.
At least he has his brother to help him outUpdates often! I have alot of spare time.
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There's just no more you. by Blobsnort
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
30 Jun 2026
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Rocky mourns Grace after he passes.
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I might deride the tide, cause I'm pulled as it pools around my feet. by Blobsnort
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
25 Jun 2026
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Bloody Mary reverse au! Grace goes to the blood moon after a terrible time crashing into Erid, and gets pulled out and dropped on Simons doorstep by a massive blood eel, who now really wants the two to kiss.
Title is from the song red moon by Will Wood
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is it bad I want to eat you? (not in a sexy way) by Blobsnort
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), The Thing (1982)
15 Jun 2026
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You're directing your first movie, well co-directing with your dad whos teaching you the ropes, where you meet a handsome stuntman and his equally handsome twin that just makes you want to rip them open and see what's inside... maybe not exactly that, but you never know what you're going to do as a shapeshifting, human eating monster. maybe don't mention that part. you're gonna mention that part.
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Cunk on Stratt by RM_Archives
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Cunk on Earth (TV)
14 Jul 2026
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Eva Stratt is starting her second year of university. Due to unexpected events she will be sharing her dorm with a complete stranger, a fellow history major by the name of Philomena Cunk. Stratt and Cunk are complete opposites, will they be able to get along for an entire year?
Stratt struggles to adjust to her new roommate. Cunk tries her hardest to befriend the coolest woman she's ever met.Bookmarked by Blobsnort
17 Jul 2026
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into wandering weald we go by lariyats
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jun 2026
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Doctor Ryland Grace comes to the startling recollection that he is a fox shifter five months into the journey to Erid. The extremely panicked reaction of his best friend comes with it.
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16 Jul 2026
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Cunk on Erid by Macremae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV)
22 Apr 2026
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In this BBC documentary special, Philomena Cunk travels to the planet Erid to pose the questions no one else would even think to ask.
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09 Jul 2026
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Human Nature by Laiquilasse
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
13 Jul 2026
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The man had a thick crop of greying black hair, and his arms were covered in scars, along with a few blotches of turquoise and green, like watercolour tattoos. The scars differed in texture – some were deeply carved creases in the skin, others were raised like keloids, all in deliberate patterns and shapes.
I recognised those patterns, those shapes. The family crest – one half on each forearm. The school and group markings. His rank. His mate-circles. His rulers and measuring implements, all carved into his body, all instantly recognisable.Oh god.
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A freak accident puts Rocky, temporarily, into a human body. Whilst he and Grace wait for the reversal, they discover a lot about each other, and the nature of their relationship. Eventual smut, happy ending to come.
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08 Jul 2026
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project get grace off by flirty_vagabond
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
06 Jul 2026
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Grace had an aversion to swearing that Rocky couldn’t understand - which was frustrating since obviously Rocky had wanted to learn every Eridian curse word under the sun after they’d learned to communicate. It was an overall stupid and inconsequential thing, but he was just itching to hear him let loose a squeaky, frustrated fuck.
Rocky added that to his ever growing mental list of things he wanted to do with him: get Gracie off so good he finally said fuck.
Rocky was confident in his abilities to make it happen.
He’d be the best damn lay Grace ever had, actually. Alien species, be damned. Rocky was nothing if not adaptable and teachable; he aimed to please. He’d do whatever necessary to aid his best friend in succumbing to absolute bliss. It was a little ridiculous how fast that had become his new life’s mission.
Project Get-Grace-Off.
God, Rocky needed to get laid; he might be losing his mind
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08 Jul 2026