BluKoffee
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A brief look into Armando Salazar's shenanigans as a young man involving, among other things, a bookstore, breaking and entering, a dictionary, and (likely) a mild concussion.
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Losing One's Hat Does Not A Habit Make by BluKoffee for Wishfulthinking1979
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy
10 Jul 2022
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One thing Captain Firmus Piett greatly disliked was losing his hat.
Or rather, the three times Piett lost his hat and the one time he found it.
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Prisoners Should Know Their Place by BluKoffee
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
23 Feb 2021
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So, I posted this on Tumblr and figured I'd go ahead and put it here as well. This is a sort of What If AU for Out of Place, Out of Time, following what would occur if Isabeau was plonked into a certain Cursed Capitán's lap, instead of the human one we all know and love. Purely for self-indulgence, not to be taken seriously in the slightest, so please excuse the errors sprinkled throughout. If I ever become less lazy, I'll go through and fix them.
Also, the ship isn't the Monarch, and the prisoners aren't the ones seen at the beginning of the film. I tried to make it distinct, but still wanna clarify. -
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Join us down the rabbit hole in a slice of life of a 1700s sailing ship, with a sexy hot capitán who has rippling muscles and a crush on this interesting and unusual girl from the modern world!
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A young woman stumbles upon a man who has become as feared as the Reaper himself. Through various circumstances, she finds herself swept along with him on his hunt for stolen wealth, but will she survive the cold chill of Death that follows wherever he goes?
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You think conquering a bull looks easy, so Sylus decides you need a lesson in riding—in the backseat of his pickup truck.
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01 Jul 2026
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Your butler is trained to anticipate your every need. What he hasn't been trained for is you—home alone, ringing the one bell he's never been able to ignore, asking for the one thing he's never been able to give.
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01 Jul 2026
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“Savi want leave Caleb?”
No, you realize with terrifying clarity. You don’t want to leave the barbarian who decided you belong to him. And that’s precisely the problem.
“I want my clothes back.” You start searching for them around the cave, holding the fur tighter to your chest. “Where are they?”
He moves to the corner where he keeps his supplies and pulls them out one by one: pants, shirt, shoes. Your heart leaps—maybe he’ll actually give them back. Maybe you can run away—find the others, get out, escape this cave once and for all.
Then Caleb turns toward the fire—
“Don’t you dare!”
—and drops your clothes into the flames.
or, an Ice Planet Barbarians inspired AU in which Caleb ensures he's your only source of warmth in a frozen wasteland, and you forget why that was ever a bad idea.
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01 Jul 2026
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fucking childhood best friend!caleb after a date gone horribly wrong.
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30 Jun 2026
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Starting as quiet neighbors to polite hellos, shared routines. Friendship slips in first, easy and safe, until lingering looks turn heavy and closeness starts to mean more.
A slow burn from comfort to tension to feelings neither of you can ignore.
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28 Jun 2026