Bluedabodee



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    Caine asks for help, and the players offer to help him.

    These are two separate conversations.

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    Caine comes up with a way to GUARANTEE that the players fix him.

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    “It smells kind of like you,” Nandor says. Calmly, casually, practically a shrug, like that isn’t the most vulnerable and intimate thing Guillermo has heard in days--weeks--years.

    And then, to his absolute horror, Guillermo feels the traitorous pricking of tears at the corners of his eyes. Nandor has leaned away, but he’s still closer than he was before, fanning the surface of Guillermo’s skin with his gentle breath.

    Guillermo will not cry. He will not cry.

    He can laugh about this. He’s not entirely human--he’s allowed to laugh at this.

    So he does what his body knows best, and he bites down with an unprecedented savagery on the inside of his cheek. The familiar and comforting warmth of his own blood flows onto his tongue before he can realize his stupidity.

    “Guillermo,” Nandor says. Low. Throaty. “Why do you do that?”
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    Or: Guillermo's guilt grows with him from the moment he realizes he's different. Something between ordinary and inhuman. Then Nandor comes into his life, all danger and love, and Guillermo begins to think he can finally feel alive.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    “Then there’s dry cleaning, which happens multiple times a week, because Laszlo insists on wearing white whenever he’s drinking, and there’s handwashing all the stuff that can be handwashed, and dusting and fertilizing and gardening and taxes--”

    “Taxes?”

    “Yes, master, taxes.”

    “I was not aware of these taxes! We have dominion over our street!” Nandor waves his hands around. “And over Ashley Street. But that is not the point. Why do we pay taxes?”

    “...Because we live in a house, master.”

    Nandor growls. “But I ate the guy who owns this house. Now I own it. I don’t owe anything to anybody.”

    Guillermo glances around for the non-existent cameras, helpless. “America doesn’t work that way, master.”

    “Yeesh.” Nandor grimaces. “I miss the days when you could pillage a village and declare no taxes because you were the new people living in it.”

    Guillermo...is pretty sure that’s not how the Ottoman Empire worked, either, but he lets it slide.
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    Nandor asks Guillermo to braid his hair one night, inspired by the Pin-ter-est, and it somehow ends with Guillermo coming out as trans.

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    “Holy shit!” shouts the EMT at his side. His partner on the other side of the gurney--the other side of the body bag--follows up with a well-deserved holy fuck and stumbles backward over her boots to sag against the back of the open ambulance.

    “I’m fine, I’m fine, oh God, I’m sorry,” Guillermo babbles. His knees are trembling. He wriggles out of the body bag and hops to his feet, feeling like his legs are a cross between jello and underbaked macaroons, and he repeats his litany of apologies as he bounces from one foot to another to restore circulation.

    Pain shoots through his joints from the roots of his toes. He ignores it, instead pivoting his head from side to side wildly seeking the detritus of his phone and groceries.

    “Sir! Sir! You were--sir, please get back here! You were dead!”

    “Not today, sorry!”
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    Or: 3 times Guillermo came back from the dead, and 1 time Nandor was there to see it.

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