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It’s a fascinating dilemma. The kind that House will gnaw on for a while before inevitably coming up with some kind of psychoanalyzation for it, like he always does. That’s what he’s good at. Admittedly, he doesn’t quite know how to go about analyzing this. Because there’s an obvious answer, but it’s an answer he’s not quite sure how to feel about.
He pops two Ibuprofen. All of this is making his leg hurt.
“Are you even paying attention to anything we’re saying?” Thirteen asks. House finally jolts back into reality.
“What does it mean if someone kisses you and runs away?”
Chase blinks. “Cuddy?”
“No.”
“A hooker?”
“Bingo. We have a winner.” Wilson is very decidedly not a hooker. Unless there’s something that he’s not telling him.
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In his rush to get to work on time, Wilson accidentally tells House he loves him. They both handle it like mature adults. Obviously.
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10 Jul 2026
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In This Myriad of Almosts by Strawberry_Blossoms69
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
30 Jun 2026
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The redhead glances down, and his throat goes dry. Dazai’s cock is huge. Like seriously, huge.
Suddenly, Chuuya feels lightheaded. He’s three parts drunk, two parts nauseous, and about five hundred thousand parts so goddamn horny he cannot think straight.
The alpha chuckles upon seeing Chuuya’s reaction but he’s clearly not unaffected either, out-of-breath as he is. “Of course my cock would be bigger than yours, Chuuya. Did you forget about basic biology we’ve been cramming since high school?”
“Of course not,” Chuuya huffs, yet he’s equally breathless. He knows his scent must be completely out of control and his body is producing slick like he’s in heat, but all he can think of is the fact Dazai’s hand is no longer moving on his cock.
“You’re a doctor, Chibi,” Dazai reminds. His mouth ghosts over Chuuya’s neck, his breath hot when he whispers, “You should know your body was made to receive, not to give.”
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An imperfect guide on what to do when you take comparing dick sizes with your rival too far and accidentally end up with an unplanned pregnancy.
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17 Jun 2026
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CSR: THE VAMPIRE'S DESIRE
"I want you to remember how I'll own every inch of you, Chuuya. I want you to remember every single detail of you being my prey tonight."
Dazai always hated a certain redhead named Tsuyuu. After being left broken and used, the man suddenly disappears. Dazai then swore to find that man and kill him in the most painful way imaginable. Right now, after years of searching for the traitor, he sees the man once again and he’s itching to kill the person so much— little did he know that it wasn't the same person he hated at all. The redhead is Chuuya, Tsuyuu's twin brother.
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- Part 10 of Crystaliqueeen's Soukoku Realm
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14 May 2026
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CSR: THE BILLIONAIRE'S OBSESSION
"Holy shit." Chuuya mumbles as he immediately kneel down and check the person's pulse, "You fucking extra, do you intend to die here? The blame would be pointed at me, what the hell!?"
Chuuya, a thief and a delinquent, finds a bleeding man in the gloomy dark slums where he lives amidst stormy night, and that bleeding man in question is no other than Osamu Dazai, the World's Youngest Billionaire. Of course, Chuuya has no choice but to babysit this brat. What could go wrong, right?
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- Part 9 of Crystaliqueeen's Soukoku Realm
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14 May 2026
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Operation Mackerel: 10 Ways to Make Dazai Osamu Jealous by Crystaliqueeen
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
10 Nov 2024
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CSR: OPERATION MACKEREL: 10 WAYS TO MAKE DAZAI OSAMU JEALOUS
Chuuya woke up with the most vicious and head wrecking realization that he has ever had... he thinks he loves that shitty epitome of a fish! But there's no way Dazai likes him back so in order to test that hypothesis out, there's a solution: make the Mackerel jealous. It is supposed to be an easy plan but... how could things get extremely chaotic?
{Literally just bunch of gays in love and the summary is in the title, lol.}
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- Part 4 of Crystaliqueeen's Soukoku Realm
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14 May 2026
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Pull Out? Uhm, I Sure Hope He Doesn’t! by JiuFei
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
27 Apr 2026
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Obviously, Chuuya doesn't want to go to a meeting when his pussy is wetter than a slip'n slide, but one of the Port Mafia's three rules clearly state, "Always obey the Boss's orders".
…And he forgot to put in his request for heat-leave, again, so now he must lie in the bed he's made.
OR: An omega in heat, an alpha with a huge, throbbing ego, and a car with tinted windows enter a bar.
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Chuuya is his.
His dog.
His toy.
The love of his life, to put it into more considerate terms that he will never admit to, never disclose to anyone.
Or, Chuuya likes to be choked.
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07 May 2026
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This is exactly how I see Dazai when it comes to his inner thoughts about Chuya, like genuinely to the core with his full whipped-ness.
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CSR: THE DEVIL'S FORTE
Dazai gazes at him emotionlessly, "I'm commanding you to get out of that man's body."
There's a moment of silence. After that, Chuuya just chuckles in amusement, "If the demons leave my body, will you replace them and enter me, instead?"
Dazai, a priest, was tasked to exorcize a man named Chuuya. He's the best exorcist in town, but as he gets inside the room where Chuuya's waiting and sees the man smirking at him with his unbuttoned sleeves and dark tempting stares, he knows things will get difficult.
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- Part 13 of Crystaliqueeen's Soukoku Realm
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After a tough mission, Dazai gets them a hotel room. When Chuuya refuses to shower with Dazai, he hears Chuuya having fun all by himself in the bathroom… Dazai decides he doesn’t like that and gives Chuuya a night he doesn’t forget.
Or: Dazai and Chuuya have loud, rough sex in a hotel room.
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This is wrong— he shouldn’t feel anything of the sort— he’s a clergyman for crying out loud, and the person before him is a man, of all things.
He grips the rosary around his neck tightly until his fingers go white.
He refuses to give in to any sort of temptation, no matter how beautiful the form it comes in.
“I believe the lord has left me both physically and emotionally neglected.” He hums, sounding almost sorrowful, and it irks Dazai how much it tugs at his heartstrings, just from the redhead's shift in tone. “And I believe that it is only you who can remedy the state it has left me in
Or: Incubus Chuuya demands Priest Dazai to help satiate his hunger.
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26 Mar 2026
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“If you’re trying to make up for fucking strangers in my apartment, all you have to do is stop fucking strangers in my apartment.”
Dazai coughs quietly on the other side.
“Are we strangers?”OR: the biggest trial in Chuuya's life is being Dazai's landlord
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Nakahara Chuuya. A model student -- Polite, diligent, successful, 'good'. Amazing reputation considering he's the child of a weathy family. Underneath that mask he puts on everyday for the public, he has a one-sided love for his close friend, Fyodor Dostoyevsky. When his second year starts, he's put in the same class Osamu Dazai, Fyodor's best friend. As time passes, Chuuya finds himself entangled with Osamu in more ways than expected.
Part of this kind of tension makes Chuuya question himself.
"What if i just liked Osamu instead?"(Heavily inspired by the Manhwa, "Eighteens bed")
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25 Mar 2026
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Позаду, прямо посеред їхньої звичної робочої кімнати, стояла заплакана жінка, істерично схлипуючи і тримаючи в руках телефон. Вона ледве-ледве рухалася в їхню сторону, аж поки не звалилася на підлогу задихаючись в риданнях. Осаму відчув, як кожна кінцівка в його тілі ціпеніє: то був страшний лемент. Здавалося, що жінка от-от зірве собі голос і почне хрипіти. Її випучені та наповнені слізьми очі ніби зараз мали випасти, настільки викривленим було обличчя. Що могло викликати таку реакцію?
У той ж момент Чюя кивнув босу і зробив низький уклін на прощання. Коли він вийшов за двері, Хіґучі посміхнулася йому, майже співчутливо. Всередині щось неприємно потягнуло і кінцівки різко заціпеніли. Чюя проігнорував це, розправляючи комір сорочки. Чи буде сьогодні на тренуванні та дівчинка? Раніше його хлопці вели полонену до нульового поверху. На диво низька. Не на диво налякана. Ще зовсім мала.
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(AU, де Чюя переходить в Озброєне Детективне Агентство. Події відбуваються після третього сезону)
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It was a Friday afternoon, a busy one. People along with couples sat on the sand that began to dampen. The scene was perfect, one to be set in a camera like the one Dazai held in his hands.
A girl who had long black hair with striking green eyes stood in front of him, her chin tilted up, and her lips curved in a soft smile while her eyes gazed directly at the camera lens.
Sasaki Nobuko, a top model whose face was on every single magazine you could get your hands on, was in full glory in front of Dazai. Though as surprising as it is, for Dazai, it really wasn't. He has done this countless times, each becoming a big success. This was his business: taking pictures, specifically professional pictures of famous people.
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Or Photographer Dazai and model Chuuya who both can’t stand each other but have to work together👀☺️❤️🤧
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24 Mar 2026
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As a priest, Dazai isn't unused to the occasional late night visitor, but during his time with the church, he has never had a visitor quite like Chuuya.
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- Part 21 of Prompt Fills
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Dazai and Chuuya bring a woman back to their apartment, but it turns out they're more interested in each other.
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- Part 3 of Kinktober 2025
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Chuuya goes to a bar to let loose and meets a mysterious man.
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18 Feb 2026
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Noise Complaints. by the_mackerel for green_slug
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
02 Jul 2026
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"That’s his ‘out’, the pure brilliance of his strategy: it’s a ‘we could, perhaps… just joking… unless’. A childish choice, really, but desire rarely breeds the smartest ideas.
It’s hasty, they’re both clearly rushing. There must be no time for either to think.
The mackerel can’t retreat if he’s balls deep.
And the slug won’t chicken out if he’s getting his brains fucked out.
Simple maths, really.
Or: Osamu Dazai thinks the best way to handle a noise complaint is to become the noise complaint.
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Let’s make a deal… or perhaps a promise.
Who will give in first: a priest to a demon’s temptation, or a demon to conversion and redemption?
Let’s find out.
