ClawLyfe
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- Homestuck (2)
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Everybody's together, but nobody's having any fun. Nepeta takes it upon herself to initiate a team building get-together, rooted in human youth culture. Join our fourteen heroes as they drink themselves half to death and slowly converge on the the same basic realization: strip poker is a stupid fucking game.
Hand results are randomly generated (TO BE OBNOXIOUSLY CLEAR THIS IS NOT AN AI-GENERATED WORK), so the story sort of takes on a life of its own. Any fans of alchemization, appearification, weird time shit, or general strangeness will probably get a kick out of it.
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A short picture of Roxy Lalonde's life before Sburb, and her relationship with the people around her.
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The Alternian Candidate by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon, Real Person Fiction
31 Mar 2026
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In a hotel bathroom stood a twenty-three year old Medal of Honor recipient. John Egbert looked at himself in the mirror. He didn’t recognize himself. This was a normal situation for him.
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A “The Manchurian Candidate” story in the world of Homestuck, with LGBTQ themes and guest appearances by Lolita and Lawerence of Arabia among two dozen other things.Series
- Part 1 of The Alternian Candidate
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11 Jul 2026
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here hung those lips by orphan_account for w0rm
Fandoms: Homestuck, Infinite Jest - David Foster Wallace
05 Dec 2014
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On the absence of family, the presence of friends, and the young life of Roxanne Strider-Lalonde.
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30 May 2026
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When you are seven years old, you find a video of your brother telling you about the only other human left in the world. He tells you that you're destined to do something great, and in the process you'll find a way out of your isolated apartment in the middle of the ocean to meet your friends.
When that doesn't happen, you take matters into your own hands.
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Bookmarked by ClawLyfe
26 Mar 2026