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“What?” Naruto asks, making a face at him. “Is there something on my face?”
Sasuke hums, considering him.
“Alright,” he says, pushing his plate away to be dealt with later. “Give me your best pitch. Why should we get married?”
Naruto sucks in a breath, and then coughs as it gets stuck in his throat. His face turns an interesting shade of red, and he rubs at his neck once the coughing is under control.
“Oh man,” he mutters, fake scowling at Sasuke. “I was going to wait until dessert at least.”
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- Part 19 of Sasuke&Naruto oneshots
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29 Jun 2026
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The World’s Swolest Baby Deer by PurplePersnickety
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
17 Jul 2023
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It was really, really fucking obvious that Kirishima had a crush on him. Katsuki knew it. All their friends knew it. The only person who didn’t seem to know was Kirishima himself, because Kirishima was an extra-special flavour of moron in some sort of denial.
Rated T for cursing and some innuendos.
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08 Jun 2026
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Life's a Drag(on) by PurplePersnickety
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Sep 2018
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"Sparky," Katsuki turned and laid a hand on Kaminari's shoulder. "I need you to know that the position of Best Man at our wedding is between you and a fucking dragon, so start psyching yourself up to fight for it."
"A what?" Kaminari repeated faintly.
Bakugou Katsuki currently experiences three major problems with his life:
1. He helped a dragon with a broken leg once and now it keeps showing up outside his house all the time.
2. He has a huge hopeless crush on the guy with the red hair and the freaky teeth who just moved into the village.
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03 Jun 2026
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They were roommates in college. Best friends, until one drunken night changed everything.
Seventeen years later, Sasuke is divorced and his daughter is staying with him for the school year. He hasn't spoken to Naruto since college graduation.
Then, Sarada brings home her new boyfriend, and suddenly, the past Sasuke has been running from is sitting right in his living room.
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"Hey, Mr. Uchiha," he says, voice bright and unbothered. "My name's Uzumaki Boruto."
There's a long beat of silence. Sarada glances up at him, confused.
Sasuke doesn't move. He can't.
His throat is dry. His hands are cold.
And for the first time in years, Uchiha Sasuke finds himself entirely, devastatingly, speechless.
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02 Mar 2026
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In which Sasuke thinks they're dating, and Naruto is the last one to find out.
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"I mean, you are so important to me," he continues.
Something flashes across Sasuke's face. Fear? Sadness? Naruto can't tell.
"We're close. And we've been through a lot together," he says.
Sasuke's eyes drop, and his hand tightens around his thigh.
"And I don't want to lose you," Naruto says. "Ever."
Sasuke looks up sharply. "Are you breaking up with me?"
"Breaking up— What?"
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