ConfusedShades
Fandoms
- DCU (15)
- Batman - All Media Types (15)
- Danny Phantom (2)
- Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010) (1)
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Jason's been living on his own since his mom died, trying hard to make it on his own, avoiding trouble wherever possible.
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My submissions for JayDick Halloween 2025. Mostly fluff and crack... I think.
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Dick finds himself a last minute addition to some underground auction. He's drugged and confused and struggling to figure out everything that's happening while trying to plot his way free.
And then Red Hood buys him and Dick is wondering if he wasn't better off with the creature traffickers instead.
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For the prompts:
SFW: Hunter!Jason x Magical Creature!Dick AU ║ “I will kill for you.” ; “Please don’t.”
NSFW: Red Hood Wins Dick at an Auction ║ Crossdressing ║ Using Sex as Bargaining Chip -
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“He refuses to move on,” the nameless man on the bench whispered in a dry, wizened voice. “He came back because he refuses to leave you behind. He can’t stay here though. If he doesn’t move on, terrible things will happen.”
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Dick carries his siblings home. Jason returns the favour
Series
- Part 1 of Discord made me do it
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Unconnected ideas that spawned from various discord chats and sort of grew into full fics before I knew what happened.
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Honey badger don’t care by ConfusedShades, flames_dance
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
10 Jul 2023
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Listen, if you want to write a story about anyone in DC being a honey badger and add it to this, you should totally do so
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During a case last week, Tim had let slip that he’d never tried weed before. After taking the piss for ten minutes, Jason had invited Tim to one of his grungier safehouses to smoke. Dick has invited himself along, ‘to supervise’, though given the way he’s eyeing the joint in Jason’s hand, Tim assumes he’ll be doing more than that.
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- English
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Bookmarked by ConfusedShades
01 Jul 2026
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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“Your butchery of the English language astounds me.” Damian says, sliding into the seat.
“Second language.” Dick replies. “Can’t be blamed for my mistakes.”
Damian sniffs pretentiously as Dick starts up the car and gets them on the road, the reprimand already on his tongue. “Don’t be foolish, Richard, you have mastered a number of languages and are perfectly capable of speaking them as they were intended to be spoken, as I do. Making excuses as such is undignified.”
Dick hums, amused. “I think there was actually a compliment in there. You’re getting soft, baby bat.”
Damian’s scandalized face is exactly as Dick pictured it. “I am not!”
…Bruce died. Bruce came back to life. The months between those moments don’t stop meaning something even if it would be easier if they did.
It’s up to Dick to reassemble his life and find a way to be a brother to the boy he considers his kid. It shouldn’t be a problem (except that it is) and where the hell is his sweater??
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Bookmarked by ConfusedShades
18 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Life and death and life and death and different identities and roles and strange family dynamics that make Dick and Damian hold back from what they truly want
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It won’t lose them, maybe, but it should be a start. They just need to keep going down one alley and up another. A left, a right, a labyrinth in the streets of Gotham. There’s an opening up ahead and they race towards it. Free and clear, free and clear, if they can just keep running—
The shadow of a man steps into the opening of the alley, a familiar red helmet, a bat stretched across a broad chest. His guns are in hand and pointed right at them until Damian is shoved behind his brother’s taller figure.
“Don’t make this harder than it has to be, Dick. Give back the brat and this doesn’t have to end badly.” Jason drawls.
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Death is never permanent in their family, but the death of one of their own has the batfamily on Dick and Damian’s heels on a chase through Gotham that might end in a fatal confrontation…
Bookmarked by ConfusedShades
12 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Where does Batman draw the line for having his family vs people being hurt? Does Dick and Damian's vampirism influence this choice?
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Bookmarked by ConfusedShades
11 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
There's a ghost following Jason that he's convinced is either an actual ghost or a hallucination. Honestly, both are likely possibilities given his history.
And then the ghost turns out to be an actual kid from Jason's own ghostly past and he has to reconcile how much he remembers and what he's willing to do about it now