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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Set before and during the events of The Bad Guys, this story reimagines Diane Foxington’s journey as governor. Under the watchful eye of Marcus, a battle-hardened operator assigned as her personal protector, Diane navigates hidden dangers, bold alliances, and a political landscape fraught with intrigue. But as their paths cross with The Bad Guys, a forbidden attraction ignites between Diane and Marcus, setting off a dangerous game of loyalty and desire. With stakes higher than ever, their bond could reshape their future—or leave everything they’ve built in ruins.

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    12 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    Take a look at /ag/ - Alien General, and anonymous viper girls talking about human guys. Lonely girls, sad veterans, thirsty sneks and PTSD-ridden death machines sharing stories anonymously.

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    12 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    Athena, a highly advanced combat AI, embarks on a mission to seduce her human handler, Mark. Armed with tactical precision, cultural references, and an ever-evolving understanding of human emotions, she proceeds to give him the most bizarre month in his life.

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    12 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    Life sure is fucking difficult living in the zone. Especially when you were born right before it spread to your village. The zone gives, the zone takes. How much longer will you endure? How much longer can you endure?

    Loosely based on both the movie and the games.

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    10 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    Six years on from the events of Surrender, Surrender, the galaxy has changed dramatically in a short time. Alien life exists, and not all of it likes humanity back. Dr Elias Savage, young genius and self-claimed dickhead, is part of a diplomatic endeavour to increase goodwill towards the religious and xenophobic race of the Tylas. Given a blank check to carry out research for the sake of GaltCorp, there is only one problem lying between him and scientific glory – his haughty inorganic alien lab partner. Forced to rise together or fall alone, Elias must overcome his smartass nature if he is to uncover the secrets lying within the enigmatic Schrödinger-Drive, and to prevail against the shadowy forces lurking in the dark.

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    07 Jun 2026