ConventionalKilljoy
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A Fall, A Sacrifice, A Death by ConventionalKilljoy
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
31 Dec 2024
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SEASON 2 SPOILERS
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What is soon to happen is clear.
Either this entire thing comes down with you, your sister, and the beast; or, alternatively, you lose the colossal weight that is the beast, and the platform stabilizes, therefore saving both you and your sister.
The latter is not an option. The beast is holding onto you too tightly. The former is not an option. Vi does not deserve to die this way.
(But you do?)
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Jinx’s fall and death, told from 2nd Person POV
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Rendezvous in the Krusty Krab by ConventionalKilljoy
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Diners Drive-ins and Dives, Kitchen Nightmares RPF
21 Oct 2023
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Guy Fieri and SpongeBob SquarePants were supposed to have had their happy ending.
But then Guy’s ex walked back into the picture.
Or
The part two nobody asked for.
Series
- Part 2 of Take Me to Flavortown
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Parasomnia by ConventionalKilljoy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
20 Sep 2023
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Bruce knew how important sleep was, especially with his strenuous nightly activities that required him to jump from rooftop to rooftop. Lack of sleep would negatively impact his patrols, which would negatively impact the citizens of Gotham City who relied on him for protection. Bruce couldn’t afford to incapacitate himself. Not with something that he could so easily prevent.
Yet he fought hard to keep his eyes open, refusing to fall asleep.
Or
Bruce Wayne is plagued by nightmares.
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My Blood by ConventionalKilljoy
Fandoms: Twenty One Pilots, My Blood - Twenty One Pilots (Music Video)
16 Sep 2023
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If you find yourself
In a lion’s den
I’ll jump right in
And pull my pin
I’ll go with you…Series
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Moving Out by ConventionalKilljoy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
18 Jun 2023
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In the fifteen years that Tim had lived in Drake Manor, he couldn’t remember a time where the mansion was completely empty.
Or
Tim moves out of Drake Manor.
Recent series
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Take Me to Flavortown by ConventionalKilljoy
Fandom Diners Drive-ins and Dives, Kitchen Nightmares RPF, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
21 Oct 2023
- Words:
- 1,758
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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A Collection of Short Stories Based On Songs by ConventionalKilljoy
Fandom My Blood - Twenty One Pilots (Music Video), Twenty One Pilots
16 Sep 2023
- Words:
- 9,871
- Works:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
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We'll Never Get Free (Lamb To The Slaughter) by AquamarineMemeBender
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe
24 Aug 2022
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"He keeps throwing kids into his own self destruction and never understands that he'll never be able to save them."
"I know," she gasps. "I know. I already know. He didn't save me, he didn't save my mom, he didn't save my best friend or-"
"You know," Jason assures her, and rests the end of his gun on her forehead as gently as possible. "He doesn't."Or: Bruce keeps making Robins. Jason keeps killing them.
Bookmarked by ConventionalKilljoy
29 Sep 2023
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I would travel any distance, from the highest mountain to the depths of hell. I can’t live this way anymore. Please, help me.
Recently widowed James Sunderland makes a wish.
Bookmarked by ConventionalKilljoy
05 Apr 2026