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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    "All of the qualities you've described so far just make him sound like a prat."

    "Is that not the type of person you tend to date?"

    "The only person I've been in a long-term relationship with is your brother."

    "I rest my case."

    "I broke up with him."

    "But not because he was a prat."

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    19 Mar 2021

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    In a fictional version of Lebanon, KS - Dean owns The Piehole which he runs with his brother, Sam. Castiel works at a rival bakery, Your Daily Bread. They meet anonymously over the internet. Sparks fly.

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    01 Feb 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    Dean Winchester is happy with his life--until his boyfriend of five years, Castiel, better known as the fantasy writer C. Novak, reveals that he has a book tour scheduled from December first until Christmas Eve. To help Dean cope, Castiel makes him an Advent calendar full of their treasured memories together. Over the course of the month, miles apart from his boyfriend, Dean learns about himself, his world, and how special things really are.

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    06 Jan 2021

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    Draco Malfoy has been living a lie to protect the girl he loves. He has inherited the Veela gene and on his next birthday he will become the first male Veela for three hundred years. Canon (except the epilogue).

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    18 Nov 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 75

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    “I must have dialed the wrong number.”

    “Okay,” the reply was short and curt and it made her tense.

    “I just got a new phone. I loved my old one, but well I dropped it on the cement and it stopped working completely,” she continued as she simultaneously whisked parmesan cheese into her pot.

    “Okay.”

    “I've had my old phone for five years so I suppose it was time for a new one anyway, but I lost all my data including my contacts.”

    “...”

    “And my friend, Harry, wrote his number down for me to add, but I must've typed-”

    “Are you going to tell me your whole life story or can I go back to my reading?”

    “Oh, sorry...what are you reading?”

    The phone beeped signaling the end of the call.

    [In which Hermione wrote down the wrong number and Draco is not a therapist.]

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    08 Nov 2020