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    Unrelated works. Includes: Angst, Lots of Cuddles on the Couch, Crack Without Brain Cells, Celine, and our beloved Derpy and Sussie.

    Now including the best dad, Bobby!

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    05 Sep 2025

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    ‘You were supposed to dodge.’

    The clown is all dishevelled, his lime green hair out of place from how hard they’ve been fighting. Somewhere along the way he lost his tie and one of the skull buttons has burst off his purple suit vest. As soon as Joker says it Bruce knows the fight is over. Joker’s face is twisting up in horror even while his red lipstick is shining, his powder white skin luminescent under the waning moon. He drops the revolver like it’s poisonous.

    Bruce looks down at his own body like it’s an afterthought. The wound at his chest is smoking a little to match Joker’s gun. He staggers backward, surprised when he sees bone—shards of his own rib, at least one of them—and there’s red trickling out through the bullet’s path before it starts to really speed up.

    Warning, the lenses are telling him, the letters blasting over the top of his vision. Lung perforated. Seek medical attention.

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    14 May 2023

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    It hits Joker like an explosion, like being slammed through five walls in a row. Bruce is holding his breath from the looks of things. His eyes are unblinking as he nods, encouraging Joker along. He can’t tell Joker’s stomach is suddenly full of snakes.

    ‘You’re not his roommate,’ Joker mutters.

    Of course he isn’t. This is Batman they’re talking about, strong and mysterious and perfect. And that’s Bruce Wayne: the man wet dreams look to for inspiration, two-time winner of People’s Sexiest Man Alive. As if Joker ever stood a chance.

    They’re not roommates.

    The two of them are together.

    TAGLINE: Batman reveals his secret identity to Joker. Joker horribly misunderstands.

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    13 May 2023

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    (I am Peter Benjamin Parker, and I exist.)

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    Three months after his existence was erased, Peter Parker was not doing so well. His solace came from knowing that at the very least he had managed to save his city in the end.

    Apparently, though, Peter realized as Doctor Strange explained to him that he had to give up even more, losing everything-and-then-some just wasn't enough.

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    The multiverse continues to collapse in on itself. Doctor Strange discovers the source of the problem as Peter Parker. The only viable solution is to remove Peter from his original universe so that no more entities will be drawn to his presence there.

    Peter is sent to a world that lost its Peter Parker, and finds himself lost in a sea of people he'd grieved who had all grieved him in kind.

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    31 Oct 2022

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    Holly Potter wasn’t planning on becoming a mind reader or shapeshifter, that was just an accidental side effect of being a witch.

    Now, becoming an academically inclined thief with a penchant for badassery? That was fully intentional.

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    15 May 2022