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One minute he was on one hell of a rush, of dueling and real swashbuckling, and one too-slow dodge later he was getting knocked on his ass. He hadn’t seen the bugger coming. Distracted by a Frenchman who he was really having quite a good time toying with. Some self-righteous meathead who seemed to know how to come just out of his peripheries. Well, maybe he’d also gotten a bit cocky. But it was still rude. Of course, once he’d found his bearings, he’d decked him right back. Satisfying to say the least, his lessons with Roach had been paying off. He didn’t realize how many places he hurt until quite a while after, as Ed gives him a look full of worry.
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Stede and Ed reunite and it doesn't go quite as smoothly as Stede had planned but he'll do anything to make Ed believe he loves him again and keep his little family together.
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After years together, after marriage, Vince and Howard want a family, but its easier said than done
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Pete gets a little cold and Stitch warms him up ;)
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Howard and Vince share a flat all their own, this flat can only fit one bed
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The 80s are in full swing, and the golden decade of Nintendo Gameboys’ and Sony Walkmans’ has never looked better. In the neon jungle, Stede Bonnet, a young salaryman, meets enigmatic mechanic apprentice Edward Teach, and the pair strike up an unlikely friendship via fax machine, page beepers and gifts in the mail.
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28 Dec 2022
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Love sticks; sweat drips
Break the lock if it don't fit
A kick in the teeth is good for some
A kiss with a fist is better than none
Ed knows a fuckery when he hears about one. No death that ridiculous could have been a coincidence.
He leaves Stede a trail of breadcrumbs to get back to The Revenge. When Stede arrives back on board, Ed is surprised to find Stede has a bone to pick with him--and that Ed's got bones of his own to pick with Stede.
(This is not a fisting fic. No one get your hopes up. Title from here.)
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18 Sep 2022
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“Excuse me,” the man down the aisle says, mouse-quiet.
Ed looks up at him like he’s totally not crazy.
“I, um — would you like that?”
Ed looks back at the box he’s just returned to the shelf. The Nexus Cestos Remote Control Rechargeable Vibrating Metal Butt Plug.
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Bookmarked by Cuppamog
10 Sep 2022
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It's too hot to sleep clothed, but Stede can't sleep naked. Ed has a solution.
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02 Sep 2022
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Immediately after Ed makes Stede stab him, Stede tends to his wounds and wants to know why Ed would do such a thing. He may not be ready for the answer.
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24 Jul 2022

