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The crew is determined to release Angel Dust from his deal. However, an attempt to find a loop hole in soul deals reveal the laws around said deals area little....underdeveloped. Alastor, being the illustrious little helper that he is, offers his expertise in helping draft the new language. Naturally, deals are struck, schemes are hatched, feelings are developed, and idiots fall in love.
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05 Jul 2026
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Выходные в Готэме by Sheliden
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
03 Jul 2026
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Готем наводнили сектанты и культисты всех видов и мастей. Ничего удивительного. Обычно за сезон попадается хотя бы одна команда, которая готова поставить свою или лучше чужую душу на то чтобы исполнить свои желания. Обычно у них ничего не получается, но старание есть старание. В этот раз, однако, их стало подозрительно много. И у кого-то даже получилось что-то призвать?
Летучие мыши пытаются найти и усмирить властолюбивых демонопоклонников, а Аластор...
Аластор тем временем использует предоставленную возможностью, чтобы жить свою лучшую жизнь.Bookmarked by DeadLizard
28 May 2026
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Ever since Lucifer came to the somewhat horrifying realization that Alastor hasn’t slept in only God knows how long he has been trying (and failing) to fix that.
He doesn’t know why Alastor seems to resist the allure of a good night sleep with every fiber of his being, but he does know that if he doesn’t get some actual rest soon his prickly cactus is going to hurt himself. Unfortunately, every attempt to figure out why Alastor is so sleep avoidant has been met with an increasingly unhappy Radio Demon which has now resulted in an embargo on all discussions about sleep and a threat of being ban from the kitchen (and cut off from his only supply of decent -- and magically imbued — teas in Hell).
But Lucifer is nothing if not persistent and even if he has to deal with hoards of Sinners, the machinations of irritating Overlords, Charlies sudden bizarre obsession with media management, and Alastor’s own stubbornness he is going to find a way to get his Sweetpea a good nights sleep.
Even if it takes some drastic measures.
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24 May 2026
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“To show you what you could have had, if you’d left the concert with me and kept that impolite tongue in check, I’m going to take off every stitch of my clothing,” Alastor breathed, tasting the desperation in the sweat that beaded on Lucifer’s temple.
A choked puff of air released against his palm, and the lap beneath him squirmed. He wondered if Lucifer would cry, or perhaps finish in his pants; Alastor would consider either reaction evidence of a job well done.
Tied to a chair for hurting Alastor’s feelings, Lucifer must abide by ‘look, don’t touch’ when faced with the Radio Demon’s cruelest punishment yet: a diabolical striptease and a romp with his own shadow.
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- Part 8 of Drink Menu
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24 May 2026
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For Andrew, the only downside of being blind is that he can't post his secret poems anymore, but it's just for 100 days, so he can live with that. He doesn't need help at all.
For Neil, life is as good as it can be, but when he finds a discarded ad to help a blind boy to type on his computer, Neil will jump at the opportunity of having a normal meeting; for the first time in forever, no one will stare down at him before talking. Of course, he doesn't imagine that meeting Blind Boy will be anything but normal.
What Andrew doesn't imagine is that with a little help, life can have colors even if his world remains black.
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- English
- Words:
- 43,735
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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20 May 2026
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Post-S2 AU, по мотивам слухов об S3, какими они ходили в начале 2026.
Предыстория: Аластор выступает в роли главного антагониста и проигрывает. Лилит проклинает его, лишая голоса и демонических сил.
От проклятия можно избавиться, выполнив определённые условия, и Аластор немедленно начинает действовать.
Тем временем Вокс пытается начать жизнь заново.AU также потому, что дело происходит не в Пентаграмм-Сити, а в другом городе Ада.
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14 May 2026
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Bedtime Rituals to Try out Before the Next Angelic War by Budinca
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Apr 2024
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He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.
In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.
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- English
- Words:
- 43,929
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 844
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- 4,309
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26 Apr 2026
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The Family You Choose (is better?) by number1trashenthusiast
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
12 Apr 2026
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Lilith has returned. She has all the cards in her hands and Alastor's invisible leash wrapped around her perfect fingers - but no one who has played poker with Alastor would suggest counting him out before the game is over.
Alastor has faced some of the greatest evils that have ever existed - has stood firm in back alleys against overlords stronger than him, has several times dodged exorcist spears and even divine guitars.
He is NOT going to be defeated by a fucking HOTEL ROOM and the desperate housewife from HELL.
Alternative summary: Alastor spends a sizeable amount of time locked in single combat with a hotel room door, Vaggie grows as a person, Lucifer Morningstar is Very Concerned that his ex-wife and current-whatever may be getting along too well, Charlie spends a lot of time being confused, Frederick von Eldrich comes out of retirement with style, the Archangel Michael develops a headache, and Vox attempts to de-bug his conscience.
There are also copious musical references for no good reason whatsoever.
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- Part 2 of The Friends that Ruin You
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 291,988
- Chapters:
- 40/40
- Comments:
- 3,053
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- 3,243
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- 453
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12 Apr 2026
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The dust has settled after the finale. The buildings have been restored overnight (by themselves, surely), everyone who hasn't died is alive, and everything is better for everyone forever. There is literally no baggage left, and everyone is absolutely, definitely, totally fine.
Or at least this is true if you ask Alastor! Who is definitely the most fine of them all.
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11 Apr 2026
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That day, absolutely everything went wrong: Vox’s proposal for a partnership, Alastor’s wild and nearly out-of-character reaction – and everything that followed. The Radio Demon left, determined to erase this day entirely, to pretend it never existed.
And then he wakes up again in Rosie’s garden and realizes the day never ends.OR: Alastor and Vox get trapped in a time loop, forced to relive that fateful day over and over, trying to figure out what exactly was wrong about it after all.
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- English
- Words:
- 141,188
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 842
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- 4,978
- Bookmarks:
- 997
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09 Apr 2026
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Existential Crisis Mode by LuciaInTheSky
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Jun 2026
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Peter was alone, mid-way through an existential crisis after the Erasure™ and was dreading the upcoming month of May.
Jason was sick of people telling him how he felt. ‘You don’t need us anymore,’ Artemis had told him, as if saying it would make it true. As if Jason needed someone to justify keeping them around. But three weeks back in Gotham and all Jason felt was fucking bored and lonely.
It was a relief, then, when some random New Yorker was thrown into his living room through a portal straight out of some LSD daydream.
Finally, something interesting to deal with.
Cue some wild family misunderstandings, criminal conspiracies and cults.
Because there’s always a goddamn cult.
(Portuguese translation available; Spanish translation available)
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- Part 1 of Crisis of Faith
- Part 1 of The Spideyhood Obsession Continues (More at Five)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 327,633
- Chapters:
- 59/?
- Collections:
- 72
- Comments:
- 17,006
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- 31,574
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- 7,091
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11 Mar 2026
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Join Alastor and Lucifer as they navigate the complicated relationship that developed a few months prior - a fallen angel who falls hard, and a reluctant demon who falls harder, fighting it every step of the way. A series that takes them through betrayal, heartache, injury and more. Hard talks can't be put off forever - but they really do give it their best shot.
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- 557,119
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- 75
- Bookmarks:
- 849
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20 Feb 2026
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Thanks to Alastor's nefarious schemes, everyone's having a delightfully awful day. Alas, this is the only day he'll be seeing for a while; Every dawn, the day resets. And of course, this is all Lucifer's fault.
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- English
- Words:
- 79,704
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Comments:
- 453
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- 798
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- 211
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30 Jan 2026
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Oh, how much can change in just a few weeks. One day Alastor is living his usual life as heir to the Bouchère family business, and the next, Rosie is ushering him to Morningstar Palace and requiring him to marry the King's youngest son, Prince Lucifer Morningstar.
Supposedly, this is for the good of their family and for the Kingdom as a whole, but what ulterior motives will Alastor uncover through spending time with his new husband? And how will he react when he realizes Prince Lucifer doesn't quite match up to his troublemaker reputation?
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- English
- Words:
- 30,032
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 46
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- 532
- Bookmarks:
- 118
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- 6,477
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22 Jan 2026
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Settle Our Bones by batmoniker, JBS_Forever, justbeyondstars, motleyfam
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Super Sons (Comics)
06 Jun 2026
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A hurt/comfort focused series where Jason never dies, but the Waynes’ weird neighbor kid gets strung along for the ride all the same.
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- 172,924
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- 12
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- 4,469
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15 Jan 2026
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Overlord Husk AU
Having come out triumphant in his game with Alastor, Husk now owns the radio demon's soul, a privilege he uses to cheat at gambling much to Alastor's fury. But when one such night goes awry it changes the trajectory of their relationship.
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- English
- Words:
- 122,822
- Chapters:
- 13/?
- Comments:
- 274
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- 657
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- 144
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- 18,408
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08 Jan 2026
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Soft winds of lies and death will inevitably fall upon the soft but terse wars of conquest waged by bloodthirsty peoples under their corrupt leaders. But, of course, deception is always the ruler. And no matter the person, or status, in whatever circle, one will be, are, have been, are subjected to it in some form or another. Because, Everyone lies. "Lies are everywhere. But, the most commonly spoken ones are within oneself."
Husk is a victim of war. For years he told himself he was doing what he needed. Between long nights drinking his liver to the point of near failure and endless gambling, it's not a surprise that his vices and sins catch up, sending him into hell. Which is a whole new form of torture, as his failures have led him to a contract with the Radio Demon. The Shitty Demon is currently bleeding out on his floor. Husk doesn’t care. He hopes the Fucker dies. He says as much as he does his best to save the other.
Alastor doesn’t need any help. He is completely fine. He has always been fine. Even as the noose tightens on his thin neck.
Pre-Hazbin AU (Alastor was gone for years for a reason!)
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 117,928
- Chapters:
- 28/28
- Comments:
- 298
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- 833
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- 116
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- 21,923
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19 Dec 2025
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Except for a select few, mages within the empire are treated like little more than a commodity for the politicians. Few of the common folk ever encounter a mage, as their skills are solely employed by the crown and rogues are ruthlessly hunted and killed. With peace being brokered with their Xhorhasian enemies, the Empire decides to gift their prized Archmage to the Mighty Nine as a sign of their commitment to making the peace last.
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Caleb needs all the hugs and Trent will get what’s coming to him.
***DO NOT COPY OR REWRITE THIS FIC****
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- Part 1 of Adventures of the Mighty Nein AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 270,787
- Chapters:
- 113/113
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 3,139
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- 4,397
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- 818
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- 205,216
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12 Dec 2025
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Charlie Morningstar, ever the ray of sunshine, asks Alastor to find out what's going on with Lucifer.
Alastor takes to the task with gusto.
Lucifer hates every second of it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 438,482
- Chapters:
- 77/77
- Comments:
- 13,484
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- 17,276
- Bookmarks:
- 2,149
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- 601,630
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10 Nov 2025
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Lucifer's Unofficial Guide for the Care and Keeping of Radio Demons by AlligatorEyes
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
06 Jul 2026
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Lucifer comes to two, somewhat related, realizations regarding the most prickly resident of the Hotel after the Hotel itself keeps shoving them together.
1) Alastor is terrible at taking care of himself while being absurdly competent about taking care of literally everyone and everything else while he goes about like a rabid porcupine.
2) He might have come on a little strong during their initial meeting and he might need to soften his touch just a tad and maybe make up for the insults and the manhandling and the degrading commentary.
Lucifer decides that he's going to take care of Alastor whether he likes it or not and they are both taken off guard by how much Alastor desperately needed to be cared for and how starved for affection he is.
Part 1: Tea & Tenderness
Part 2: Insomnia & Control Issues- Words:
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Bookmarked by DeadLizard
30 Oct 2025