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    The bad news is that Kit and the Miz aren’t back to normal.

    Danhausen had managed to halt whatever misfiring of neurons that had them twitching, mumbling old catchphrases in the corner. But rather than returning to their usual selves, they were instead wiped completely clean.

    The good news is that this made them spectacularly easy to train. And Danhausen is more than pleased to have a pair of eager assistants.

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    Kit and Miz's brains are still fried. Danhausen decides they'll assist him in his experiments...among other things.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    16
    Kudos:
    33
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    2
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    Sami blinks, and it clicks. He steps forward to rest a hand upon Gunther’s shoulder, kneading it lightly with his thumb.

    “He doesn’t need to hate himself,” Sami whispers. “And neither do you.”

    Gunther exhales through his nose, brushing Sami away. “I don’t deserve the kindness. Other people do. Like Jey. Like…you.”

    Despite himself, Sami feels a smile spreading across his lips.

    “Goddamn,” he says, shaking his head. Gunther frowns.

    “What?”

    “You’re just like Jey,” Sami says, chuckling. “My God, that’s exactly what he would say. It’s amazing. Despite everything, deep down, you two are…exactly the same.”
     
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    After a few months rehabbing, Gunther returns to RAW - and now it's Jey who needs him. But when Gunther struggles to reach out, it's Sami who has to get through to them both.

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    31,384
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,301
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    How could he not have known, before? A champion deserves gold. And Jey Uso, himself, is golden all over. His plated teeth. His chain adorning his neck. His pierced ears. Occasionally a couple rings, or a wristwatch when he feels especially showy. And of course, his soft skin that shimmers just barely in the evening sun. Or, in this case, lamplight.

    If this goddamned company won’t give Gunther the prize he deserves, then he’ll pick out one of his own choosing.

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    To Gunther, Jey Uso is an object on par with any title belt.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    437
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    Punk looks at Drew, feeling cold. His hips barely move.

    “I’m addicted to you.”

    It’s not a compliment or lament, but a statement of fact. Drew swallows, nods.

    “Me, too.”

    Now his hands trail down from Punk’s face, tracing over his chest, his taut abdomen until landing around his hips. He grasps them tightly, slowly lifting Punk up his length.

    “And…” he pauses only to gaze at Punk one last time. “I think I always will be.”

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    Drew loses at Wrestlepalooza, Punk wins. Punk has everything he could ever want, Drew has nothing. Despite this, they'll never really be through with each other.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    412
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    Despite everything, Punk and Drew's relationship is settling into a pattern they never expected. Punk just wishes they could define what it is.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    710
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    Drew's on Smackdown; Punk and Seth are on RAW. Drew can't stand being away from them - and decides that they should all have a visit.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,187
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    Punk doesn’t like how Drew’s focus has turned to Seth. He doesn’t realize that they’re both planning on something for him.

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    English
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    17,304
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2,099
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    Drew makes a crack about Punk being the "chick magnet". Punk decides to prove him right.

    Language:
    English
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    4,040
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2,202
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    CM Punk thinks he's through with Drew McIntyre. Drew isn't done devouring him yet.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1,940
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    Drew McIntyre and CM Punk hate each other so much. That’s why this was inevitable.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2,378
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    Collection of romantic oneshots taking place across multiple AUs.
    Ch. 1: Ariya Daivari/Noam Dar (EX) (Blood)
    Ch. 2: Mustafa Ali/Cedric Alexander (EX)
    Ch.3: Drew Gulak/Akira Tozawa (EX)

    Language:
    English
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    26,391
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    512
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    Manny has a present - and a whole lot more - to give Dio.

    Birthday gift for noamsariya

    Language:
    English
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    2,525
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
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    Enzo just needs to hear Cass breathe. Everything else comes after.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    142
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    Tozawa gets a prize after winning his match.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    405
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    Drew can pick out every fabric known to man. What he can't pick out is what's got Akira so worried.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    255
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    Drew thinks Akira Tozawa is everything wrong with the cruiserweight division. Akira thinks Drew Gulak has nice arms.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    802
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    After Enzo's first real 205 Live match, he and Cedric have a little too much to drink. [Post-205 Live August 29th, 2017]

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    274
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    Enzo wants to spend Christmas Eve alone with Cedric. He ends up at church instead.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,332
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    113
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    Neville should be enjoying himself, but for the most part, he just feels exposed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,154
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    359
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    Summary

    In the ring, Cedric and Enzo know what their relationship is. Outside of it, not so much—and it's time they talked about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,647
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    132

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