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15 years ago, Harry and Severus had a brief fling. Now, Harry returns to Cokeworth for a holiday. He's long forgotten about the fling, having not thought about it all this time, and he certainly doesn't hope to meet Severus again, right?
This is a simple story of a struggle with one’s self and a bid for survival.
Also, of mulberry pie and birdwatching.The story will be updated every Friday.
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20 Jun 2026
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This is a story about Harry meeting up with Draco Malfoy four years after the war. And a story about Harry, well, not hating his job per say, but it's not like he has much to compare it to and it seemed fine. His whole life seemed fine. Then Malfoy came along with and his flashy suits and fast car making everything seem dull in comparison, and Harry... Harry couldn't just leave well enough alone.
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17 Jun 2026
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Your Evil Pet Butt Plug: A Guide to Proper Care and Handling by CopperCatbird for BlueBeards_Wife
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Feb 2026
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What Harry wanted: to spend a lazy Saturday morning in the garden, with his cup of coffee and nothing to do. What Harry got: a cursed butt plug, sent by a vicious owl and accompanied by a threatening note. A cursed, semi-animate pet butt plug that hovered at arse-level and veered wildly between ominous and adorable.
Or: Harry avoids the embarrassment of going to his crush (one Draco Malfoy, a curse-breaker, who could certainly help him) by developing a new hobby as a sex toy investigator.
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13 Jun 2026
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Harry doesn't care about Snape beyond having to sit detentions with the man despite being of age. He doesn't. He asks him out for a drink just to get out of detention. So what if it's... nice? So what if they become friends? So what if Snape *is* lonely?
It's not Harry's problem - at least not until he realises he's accidentally befriended the man, and just how much he cares for Snape.
Well, shit.
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Harry Potter and the War That Never Was by Tobias444
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter already lost one war.
When he comes back, he hides in plain sight at Hogwarts: secret name, adult magic, and a determination to turn survival into curriculum.Severus Snape sees through him immediately.
Instead of exposing him… he steps closer.Their attraction unfolds like a duel: strategic, restrained, and far too mutual for either of them to admit.
Draco Malfoy and Ron Weasley are another problem entirely. They do not negotiate desire. They crash into it.
One romance is predator vs predator.
The other is obsession with no safety measures.Terrible ideas in wartime.
Warning: now featuring… terrible author notes and high levels of filth.
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02 Jun 2026