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  1. Public Bookmark 66

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    Tenna's co-host has begun making some risque remarks toward him while live on air.
    Tonight is the last straw.
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    What happens when an overly flirtatious businessman and an easily flustered television get locked in a janitor's closet? Surely something shocking.

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    “The body he’s squatting in—MY body—has a built in euphoric response to testing.”

    Chell just wants to do something *nice* for GLaDOS, that’s all

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  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    With their positioning, Ralsei was now sandwiched between Kris and Susie.

    “Uh… you good down there?”

    “M…Mhm,” Ralsei said, muffled.

    “Just let us know if you can’t breathe,” Susie laughed.

    The three settled into each other, breaths matching pace. Susie’s arm reached all the way over Ralsei and around Kris, while Kris’ arm could only reach about halfway around Susie. It rested on top of her side.

    Kris, Susie, and Ralsei all cuddle together.

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  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    You could ask anyone how working with Mettaton and Mr. Tenna was like, and they’d give you the same answer.

    A year ago? Maybe a bit tricky, but the two hosts had undeniable chemistry. Everyone was sure they were bound to do great.

    Six months ago? Terrific! Sure, Mr. Tenna was a bit of a control freak at times and Mettaton could be a handful, but who wouldn’t want to work on the set of one of the most successful shows on tv?

    Today? Hell.

    or, Mettaton and Tenna haven't gotten intimate with each other yet, and they make it everyone's problem.

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  5. Public Bookmark 69

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    Kris heads out to set up a prank at school on Saturday, but a certain bluebird seems to be there. Watch as he overreacts about the cold, overreacts about video games, and experiences a fuck ton of affection.

    Yes, as you can tell by the title, this is another shameless ship fic. I apologize.

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