Female_Death
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (23)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (22)
- Video Blogging RPF (22)
- Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett (8)
- Good Omens (TV) (8)
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A quick swipe across the screen connects the call. “Hey Char char what –“ Lucifer starts but must pull the phone away from his ear as a loud feed back of static echoes out of the speaker.
Muffled screaming mixes into the static as the static fluctuates. “Lucifer!” A voice very much not Charlie’s cuts through the static. “Get you ass here now before someone dies!” The call goes dead as soon as those words grace the air.
Lucifer stares in shock at the call ended screen trying to get his mind to catch up to what just happened. That sounded just like Alastor who hated technology more than anything else in hell. That was Alastor using Charlie’s phone to call because Lucifer never picks up a call from anyone else.
Alastor was using Charlie’s phone and there was screaming behind all that static that bled through the call.
( Or suddenly there are 7 toddlers and two adult to deal with the chaos )
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- Part 1 of Toddlers Equal Chaos
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The residents of the hotel are currently toddlers and are unable to defend themselves. So, Alastor and Lucifer must keep a close eye on them. This proves difficult when the Vee’s kick down the door unexpectedly.
( This is an alternate chapter to Chapter 5 of Chaos Thy Name is Toddlers. This time the Vee’s get to stay, well most of them )
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- Part 2 of Toddlers Equal Chaos
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Angel comes home black out drunk.
Alastor takes pity on the poor demon but don't tell anyone because Alastor will deny it.
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Howling at the Blue Moon by Female_Death
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
07 Nov 2023
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Techno was taken from his pack at a young age. He doesn't remember any of them and knows they are most likely dead. He has grown up under the care of hunters and is used to hunt his own kind. He knows what he does is wrong but doesn't want any other werewolf to have to go through what has happened to him.
Can one annoying pup help out a tired wolf and save them?
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Siren Song by Female_Death
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
01 Oct 2023
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An unfortunate accident with a pod of merfolk ended the lives of their parents some cycles ago. They had also almost been killed because letting a siren pup survive only meant trouble later for merfolk.
Tommy and Wilbur are now doing everything they can to stay alive. Laying traps, luring in merfolk so they can have something to eat. Turns out that someone has taken an interest in the two pups.
The siren pups are soon going to find a new family.
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- Words:
- 28,392
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 39
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SBI Week 2022 by Female_Death
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
18 Jul 2022
Summary
A collection of stories for SBI week 2022
Hosted by Chloe ( @mellohisunsets ) on twitter
- Words:
- 19,347
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Phoenix Tommy Finds a Family by Female_Death
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
08 Jun 2022
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Tommy is far to young to be on his own. Add in the fact he is a Phoenix and his feathers sell for a lot, he is hunted down at every turn.
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- 5,590
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 9
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Lets Go Big Man by Female_Death
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
26 May 2022
Summary
Tommy and Tubbo get into trouble. Sometimes together, sometimes with others. Not all stories are linked or in the same universe. Now with added Ranboo because we all love him.
Each story has at least one of the three as the main character. Normally the stories have at least two if not all of them in it. They are just fun to write.
- Words:
- 83,338
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 20
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Fragmented Coven by Female_Death
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
08 May 2022
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A vampire AU with the SBI + Tubbo and Ranboo
- Words:
- 34,008
- Works:
- 2
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It’s not even the matter of clashing sleep schedules, Phil’s never had an issue with that. Vampires can be quiet when need be. But nothing in the world can change the fact they’re dead in the heart, and cold to the touch, and absolutely fucking insufferable in sticking their freezing hands up his sleeves, as if he’s their personal hand-warmer.
One of these days, he’s just going to put a cross on the door and let them stay cold out on the hallway floor.
(Or, vampire!sbi, except Phil is the coven’s token human.)
Bookmarked by Female_Death
16 Jan 2026
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It had almost been a year since he last woke up from his most recent hundred-year-nap, and yet, nothing really interesting has gone on. It was nice, of course, to see the progress of the little kingdom throughout the years. Each time he woke up, it was always a pleasant surprise to find that the scenery had changed yet again. But other than that, really nothing much.
He supposed it was kinda his fault for not expanding his horizons, so to speak. He hadn’t left this mountain for quite a while. All he really does nowadays is sleep, wake up, stare blankly ahead, sleep again, repeat.
It was definitely quite the change from his earlier days, when he used to never be able to sit in one place for too long, always on his feet to see something new, do something fun. Together with his most precious person, his…
Grian rams his head into a particularly big tree in frustration, making the poor tree snap in half with a big thud as it crashes down the ground.
God, he needs to get a grip.
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Grian finds a human child one day after being depressed for centuries wallowing over his ex. The future is bright and full of fireworks (spoilers: they WILL eventually get back together again).
Bookmarked by Female_Death
14 Nov 2025
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A Slip of Luck And Chance by Wensylilac for Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
01 Jan 2026
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Grian, a veterinarian at heart, was cursed to be a hero. This timeline? His personal purgatory. Powers he never wanted, victories soaked in loss, and a constant parade of faces he failed to save.
The weight of it all crushed his spirit, his dreams of quiet days with animals replaced by endless battles. Love, in this reality, was a luxury he couldn't afford, a tragedy waiting to happen.
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ruffled feathers diverging paths by purple_nightfall
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
11 Mar 2025
- Words:
- 40,091
- Works:
- 3
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- 45
Bookmarked by Female_Death
13 Aug 2025
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
20 May 2026
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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Bookmarked by HellMimic (Female_Death)
13 Jun 2025