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Hermione Granger is forty-one weeks pregnant, massive, and murderous. If this baby doesn’t shift soon, she’ll shag it out herself.
"You want me to have sex with you. While you are forty-one weeks pregnant. With my son. Who is - currently - in there."
"Yes."
"And you want me to - to - " He swallowed. His Adam's apple bobbed. "To put my - inside you - while our child is - "
"Yes."
"Right there."
"Yes, Draco, that's how pregnancy works, the baby is inside me, I don't know if you've noticed - "
"But what if I - " He made a gesture. A vague, frantic, deeply unhelpful gesture. "What if I poke him?"
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01 Jul 2026
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Somehow, they are the only two still awake at one in the morning, watching a Muggle pornography film together. It’s not something she’d ever thought would happen, being this aroused while looking into Draco Malfoy’s annoyingly, admittedly captivating silver gaze.
He licks his lips, and the intensity of his scrutiny causes her nipples to tighten. It’s somehow the most erotic moment of her life, because it’s him, a concept she’ll think about later.
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22 Jun 2026
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For a moment, Hermione forgets how to breathe and her heart races at the single-minded way he’s looking at her now.
Is he pissed or something?
Because if she’s not mistaken, Draco Malfoy is offering to fuck a baby into her.
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21 Jun 2026
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10 Things That Make Her All That by cyanidesins (MJMoony)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 May 2026
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It’s totally normal to set your ex up on a few dates, or at least for a flirty night out to distract her from the fact that you’re about to tell her that you left her for another man — right? And who better for the job that your charming older brother who has always made her flush and giggle like she’s been possessed by the ghost of your first girlfriend?
It’s not like your brother’s secretly had a thing for her since they met, right? Also, because he’s your brother, he’d never try to make this something real — would he?
Or that time that Ronald got the brilliant idea to set Hermione up for a few dates and a flirt with his oldest single brother so she’d have a soft place to land when he confessed he’s been seeing Blaise since they split up a year ago that somehow turns into a bet with said older brother about how not only can her charm her into a shag, but he’ll be able to make Hermione far happier than Ron ever could.
I’m sure absolutely nothing can go wrong with this plan. Drunken bets between brothers never end up biting anyone in the arse — right?
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21 Jun 2026
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The Idiots Guide to Traveling Time by Biirdiee_Rose
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Sep 2023
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“Alright, you win. Cast the containment charm so we can put it under the glass.” Draco says, quickly relenting from his previous petty argument, no longer feeling playful in the slightest.
Granger just stands blinking, quiet in a way she never is that starts to set off alarm bells in his head.“Granger?” He asks.
“Malfoy…we’re not in the department anymore.”
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Curse-breakers Draco and Hermione accidently set off their time-turner assignment and get hurdled into the not so distant future. Imagine their surprise to find that they're married with children. It's only twenty four hours...surely nothing too crazy will happen. Right?
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21 Jun 2026