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March was an expert at getting on Healy's nerves.
That's how they ended up here, in Healy's sorry excuse for a— how March had put it —living room, with March on his stomach and Healy above him, one knee digging into his spine.
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08 Jul 2026
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Healy thinks he’s especially beautiful like this though. When those blue eyes go all wide like a deer caught in the headlights, scenting of sun-drenched, ripe nectarines and peach sorbet, a hint of honey mixed in with it all, heavy and cloying. He’s wearing one of Jackson’s shirts, drenched in the fabric and not much else, those long, long legs on display. Close to his heat, Jackson notes in the back of his head– they’re regulated now that he's not drinking like a fish and on heavy, damn near military grade suppressants. Oh, and he’s holding Healy’s keys. Huh.
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07 Jul 2026
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March has an affliction for keeping his mouth occupied.
Healy has become plagued by the thought of putting that pout to better use and of shutting him up with something bigger than a cigarette.
Healy decides to go to a club to curb the distraction.
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04 Jul 2026
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Holland’s eyes flick over his face, and a faint pink blush appears on his cheeks. It’s utterly adorable. Jack has never wanted to kiss him so badly.
“Good to see you awake, Mr. March!” booms a jovial voice from the doorway. Holland flinches back, yanking his hand away from Jackson’s.
It’s stupid, but it hurts. He’s stupid. He’s in love.
Five times Jackson Healy wanted to kiss Holland March, and one time he finally does.
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02 Jul 2026
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Holland tossed his suit jacket in the back of Healy’s car. “Should we go to the hospital or something? Maybe this was like, a secret chemical weapon from-”
“March, if you try to tell me that Hitler made powder that makes you horny I'm going to break your other arm.”
(aka healymarch sex pollen)Bookmarked by Fishtaccos
02 Jul 2026
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Holland March is invincible. He's sure he can't die. He's been to the hospital plenty of times and made it out just fine. He's fine.
Until he's not.
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01 Jul 2026
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Healy didn’t have a body count. He wasn’t Jack the Ripper… or Amelia’s mother. But that’s not to say he was a saint. Blueface was dead because of him, and John Boy would have been too if Holly hadn’t stepped in.
This may be the one and only time Healy would ever break that promise. It was almost half past ten by now, and most neighbors would be asleep. If he acted quickly, none of them would hear the gunshot or Johnson scream. It had to be quick, despite how badly Healy wanted to slow down and make that fucker suffer.
Johnson’s hand- probably sweaty, clammy- had found a new home on March’s ankle, where his slacks had ridden up, where his knees were bent.
Squeeze. Settle. Squeeze. Settle. Thumb-rubbing back and forth.
“Holly,” Healy whispered, rounding the counter. “Get the gun.”
__________Or: Healy is jealous of March's cop friend and does something about it.
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30 Jun 2026
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“…You serious?” Healy scoffed, disbelief nestled into the edges of his face. “Come on, March, that’s-“
“An in-depth investigation tactic,” March finished for him, brain too buzzed to think about any potential implications right now, “I work best when I’m in the zone.”
“And you want to get in the zone of someone I’m… Wooing?”
“You make it sound weird.”
Healy started to smile. Because of course he fucking did. “It is weird, March.”
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or: healy, supposedly, has more skill than march in the seduction department. like any seasoned p.i. worth their salt, march investigates this claim. thoroughly.
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30 Jun 2026
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“It’s the seventies, March,” Healy says, rolling his eyes. “Some people are gay. You got a problem with it?”
“Me?” Holland demands. “You think I’m homophobic?”
“I mean, I’ve been trying to get you into bed for weeks, and you haven’t caught on, so I figured you were either homophobic or the most oblivious man alive. Guess it’s that second option after all.”
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- Part 1 of something new, something strange
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30 Jun 2026
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Five times Healy thinks he might be a little bit in love with March + one time he knows he's head-over-heels.
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30 Jun 2026
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Holland March wasn’t exactly who Jackson Healy thought him to be upon first impression. He had come to realize March was quite smart and great at what he does (though the man was still a fool all the same). He had also come to learn some other things about March over time. Mainly:
1. Holland March was a brat.
2. Holland March loved getting Healy to pay for things.
It wasn’t as though Healy cared much, though.OR: Healy and March experience a hot day in LA and confront some feelings.
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27 Jun 2026
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it’s a long, hot summer in los angeles. what better time to lose your mind?
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26 Jun 2026
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you might be thinking too much about it, ever think about that? by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
26 May 2026
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But anyway the point is that the rest of his life blew up with his house. Their families came out to the funeral and, well, they didn't really get it. It wasn't simple to them. What could be more simple than Emma's name carved into stone, Holland isn't too sure, but it is what it is. They tried to get Holland sent to some hospital for queers and tried to take Holly from him and neither of those things happened, but he's never going to see his parents again or his brothers.
But now there's Healy.
Now, March has never felt this way about a man before and he got in his head about it for a while until he saw Healy knock out their client's soon-to-be ex-husband with one punch and then throw March over his shoulder like he was a half-empty sack of potatoes and his dormant and grieving libido woke up and went, "Okay, this one! It's this one! Gender is a social construct, as you very well know, and you want this one to rail you into next Sunday, please and thank you!"
so march has a vagina and everyone always makes that so complicated. he and his wife thought it was pretty simple, all things considered. maybe healy will too?
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24 Jun 2026
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Healy sighs at the man. “It’s not psychic, I’ve just been around Holly long enough now to get a pretty good read on her. And you, might I add.”
March glares at him, but neither of them bring up the first time they met, and Healy had been able to tell. He knew, and March knew he knew, and for the longest five seconds of Holland’s life he’d been pinned down in his own goddamn kitchen by the first Alpha he’d had physical contact with since his wife died. Healy just breaking his arm had almost been a relief at that point.
Holland March is an Omega, and his business partner that he only has the most professional relationship with is an Alpha. Even though neither of them have mates, that is absolutely not a problem, because, again, Holland March is a consummate professional. And he doesn’t go into heat anymore. At least until his damn pills stop working...Bookmarked by Fishtaccos
24 Jun 2026
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21 Jun 2026
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Something in the Air is Giving Me Bad Ideas by wakeuptothemoon
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024)
16 Jun 2026
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Jody and Colt take advantage of the few minutes after Gail leaves Jody's trailer and before the big car jump.
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21 Jun 2026
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It was a stupid fucking idea. That had already been established beyond reasonable doubt. However, Healy was not entirely opposed to stupid ideas, and often encouraged them, even passively, just to see what happened. That's how he ended up here, wasn't it?
It seemed to happen in a blur. It wasn't like there was a discernible point in which he could've thrown up his hands in disgust, or exhaustion, or- or-
“Y'like?” March was leaned up against the orange wood of his bathroom door frame, the pale backlight lighting him up like a star. “Is it convincing, at least?”
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Holland March taps into his feminine side for a case. Jackson Healy, despite himself, also really wants to tap into March's feminine side.
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14 Jun 2026
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A flash of light hit him then. He lowered the beer and placed it on the counter before he looked down, his gaze catching sight of his left hand. He swallowed.
Right.
On his ring finger sat a gold band, the tarnished metal shining in the soft glow of the kitchen light. To him, it was an omen, one that promised a world of hurt if he were to continue on with the actions that led him to this moment.
He swallowed again and looked at the beer, still sitting proudly on the counter, an enticing glow hitting the dark green of the glass as condensation rolled down it in little droplets. His mouth watered again.
He shouldn’t. He really shouldn’t.
But he had to, John be damned.
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Or, Holland March is the victim of an abusive relationship, and Holly will stop at nothing to make sure he's saved.
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28 May 2026
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5 Times March Teases Healy and the 1 Time Healy Snaps by ChiveCreamCheese
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
25 May 2026
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Hello beautiful people! This is a continuation of my ‘puppy-March’ collection, March gets real sick of a “no-sex until the case is solved” rule and decides to take matters into his own hands. Will update tags as I write and add chapters :)
“What? I can’t suck your dick?”
Healy groans, trying to will his interest away, still holding the other by golden strands, keeping him at bay. “I’m serious March. It’s important we get this done, no sex at all until we’re finished.” He gives March a pointed look, the other’s expression pinched in confusion. “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.” Holland says as he leans in to try and lick and bite at Healy’s neck again. He yelps in surprise when he feels a smack against his outer thigh accompanied by a stronger pull on his hair, yanking his head back “ah!” He moans against his will, eyes screwing shut against the pain. Healy stares at him curiously, contemplative for a second before pushing the other away. “Behave. Maybe by the end of this week I’ll give you a present if you’re a good boy yeah?” With that Healy turns to leave the room, March left with a tingling thigh and scalp, dazed and turned on and with one goal in mind; make Healy do that again.
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- Part 3 of Puppy!Holland March
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27 May 2026
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It's been over a decade since Holland March last went into heat thanks to the modern miracle of heat suppressants, but due to a city wide recall he has no choice but to succumb to his inconvenient biology.
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23 May 2026