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    A Witcher's enhanced sense of smell tells them more about the world (and the people in it) than humans could ever dream of. Thus far, it has mostly served Lambert in looking out for his brothers, and avoiding lying assholes (or pointing those lying assholes out for a beating, depending on Geralt's current orders).

    When a stranger named Jaskier saves Lambert from a horrifically painful end, Lambert has no idea what to make of him, even with the help of his nose. He finds himself worrisomely obsessed with learning more about the bard. The more Lambert learns, the harder he falls, until he knows he'll do anything to stay at Jaskier's side.

    Even if it means doing something Witchers never do - getting married.

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    06 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Lambert didn’t mean to get hard - he really didn’t. But Jaskier is willing to take care of him either way, since Lambert is too stupid to take care of himself.

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    06 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    Geralt: travels with Jaskier for twenty years and doesn't notice shit about him being an ancient monster

    Lambert: is an appealing bed partner and notices something inhuman twenty-six strikes into spanking, but doesn't give a fuck

    Don't be like either of them. If you spot an ancient monster, run.

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    I really wanted to write an angry Jaskier, so I sprinkled in him being a monster, added my favorite friendgroup OC, made it a bit sweet, a bit cute, and here you have it!

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    06 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    a story of finding warmth in a frozen wasteland and holding on as tightly as possible.

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    the unshakable bond formed by shared trauma.

    Jim and Dmitri survive together, escape together, and recover together.

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    22 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    At first, he went along with it just to keep warm.

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    01 Oct 2025