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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    Giyuu visited Sanemi since he wasn't active recently.

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    10 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    Shinazugawa Sanemi (Security Director): WHO TEH FUCK SET HTE PASDWORD FOR RHE MEW FUCKING PHONR DESIGB FOKDER TO 123456

    Uzui Tengen (Creative Director, KIRIYA): why is fuck the only word that Shinazugawa can spell

    Kochou Shinobu (Research Director, Kasugai Pharma): I did not know there were so many ways to misspell the word the

    Shinazugawa Sanemi (Security Director): FUCK YOI UZIU ANF KOCHOI

    Tomioka Giyuu (Tech Director, uuPhone): you really need a full time proofreader

    Shinazugawa Sanemi (Security Director): FUCK YPO TOO TOIMOKA

    Iguro Obanai (General Counsel): Shinazugawa, this is the formal chat

    Iguro Obanai (General Counsel): the boss is in this chat

    Shinazugawa Sanemi (Security Director): oh fuck

     

    Or, Sanemi curses in the business group chat, Muichirou almost gets fired on his first day, Zenitsu is scared of a chicken burger, Shinobu poisons Douma, and it turns out Giyuu has a crush. All in all, an ordinary day at the Ubuyashiki Conglomerate!

     

    [Title from “Word Crimes” by Weird Al Yankovic]

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    07 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    After a year of Giyuu and Sanemi's break up, Giyuu goes through the healing process of trying to recover from their fight. Right when Giyuu feels like he finally got over Sanemi, he walks back into his life yet again.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    "If I buy him a drink can he stay?" Sanemi asked, approaching the counter. The barista's expression softened, nodding curtly. "What do you want to drink?"

    The man's eyes widened in surprise, then relief. "A... a hot tea, please," he stuttered, his voice shaking almost as much as his body.

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    Rich Sanemi meats broke Giyuu and invites him to live with him. (There's more to Giyuu that Sanemi thinks)

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    06 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    Sanemi got along okay with the rest of the pillars—according to him. But there was one pillar he couldn't stand.

    Tomioka Giyuu, The Water Hashira.

    There was something about the freak. Maybe it was his mangy hair, the creepy dead blue eyes, pale ass skin, the effortlessness in his kills, or his completely deadpan reaction to things, but it ticked Sanemi off.

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    Sanemi notices that Giyuu hasn't been showing up to meetings recently and gets sent to check up on him in the Red Light District.

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    03 Jul 2026