Grand_Phoenix
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the most unspoken answer to the most spoken question by Grand_Phoenix
Fandoms: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha | Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha
20 Jun 2026
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How do you defeat the White Devil? It's a question that makes the rounds at the Bureau on more than one occasion, and one that, so far, has yet to be given a good (and wholly plausible) answer.
As luck would have it, there is a way. But it's not for them to know. Nanoha would prefer it stay that way. She has a reputation to keep.
(Or: Fate and Hayate tame a devil.)
[For Grand's Sapphic Kinktober - Day 2: Threesome]
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- Part 2 of Grand's Sapphic Kinktober
- Part 5 of An Assortment of Questions to Ask of the White Devil
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It's a slow day at work, and Celia is in want of inspiration to draw. As luck, or perhaps by the whim of providence, would have it, she gets it, in the form of the most gorgeous girl she's laid eyes on - as well as the massive, wolf-like dog walking at her side.
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There are three things Celia realizes that are about to change the trajectory of her life forever: one, Michelle is pissed and has a gun; two, she’s telling – not asking, telling - Leo and Hugo to apologize and has a gun; and three, she’s going to make them regret saying those words and has a goddamn gun.
(Or: An AU where almost everything else stays the same – except Michelle has a gun, knows how to use it, and isn’t afraid to use it.)
[998 Y.C., Celia Episode 1: The Selection Exams]
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This is not what they expected to be doing at two in the fucking morning.
(Or: Magilou has a surprise she wants to show. Velvet and Eleanor, against their better judgment, and because this is their life now, decide to indulge her.)
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- Part 7 of An Exercise in Futility
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Right here, in this moment, this is the world. Their world.
(Or: Celia and Michelle share a quiet moment surrounded by plants on a rainy day.)
[For Femslash February 2025 - Day 17: Storm]
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Grand's Sapphic Kinktober by Grand_Phoenix
Fandom Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha | Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, Tales of Berseria
21 Jun 2026
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A collection of F/F fics that are taken from my own self-made Kinktober list originally intended for Kinktober 2024.
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An Assortment of Questions to Ask of the White Devil by Grand_Phoenix
Fandom Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha | Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha
21 Jun 2026
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This is a tale of two dumbasses whose lust for one another is so bad and so obvious everyone in a ten-mile radius can feel it but they can't Spit It The Fuck Out so the strange, white dog with reality-warping powers from another universe watches them interact and pine each other behind their backs while silently lamenting their cognitive dissonance and lack of initiative.
Set in a Modern AU heavily inspired by the 3D Grand Theft Auto Universe and World Naked Gardening Day. Now with added, extra worldbuilding.
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The Many Decadent Tastes of Alcoholic Beverages by Grand_Phoenix
Fandom Tales of Berseria
09 Dec 2024
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In which Celia and Michelle have a day to themselves at an outdoor cafe in Silvayer (and insist wholeheartedly, as Origin as their witness, that it's simply just that, even if they are enjoying the other's company) and each exchange a story of strange events that have happened to them. Events they can't quite explain and have little understanding of, but events that have happened all the same - and, little do they know, brought them together to play their roles on the Primordials' grand stage that are yet to come.
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Asuka comes to her in the dead of night, when the moon has reached its zenith in the sky.
or: Neon Genesis Evangelion as a lesbian indie-coming-of-age film set in smalltown midwest emo America. All is (not) what it seems.
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Bookmarked by Grand_Phoenix
16 Apr 2025
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“Another question for you, Senkuu-chan,” Gen says, still smiling but it’s happier now. Mirthful. “What would you do if I kissed you? Right now?”
Ah, Senkuu thinks then, I guess Tsukasa and Gen aren’t dating.
He considers his response, as well as this new piece of information.
He goes for the honest answer: “Die. Because you have a bit of peanut sauce on your lips from dinner, and I’m allergic to that shit. It’d cause quite the scandal if you murdered some poor, innocent high school student.”
Gen licks his lips. "Noted."
In which it's 2019 AD, and lately, strangers have been smiling at Senkuu as if he’s an old friend. Alternatively—three thousand and seven hundred years’ worth of memories in the span of eight months.
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- Part 1 of Cheers to the Tin Man
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Bookmarked by Grand_Phoenix
26 Dec 2024
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"The woman’s lived with the clan longer than Madara’s been alive. When he’s born, she’s the one who oversees his delivery, though she wasn’t trusted enough to participate herself. When he’s three years old and skins his knee, she’s the one who kneels in the mud, uncaring of the state of her kimono, and heals him.
When his brother Izuna is born, she stands in the corner and oversees it. When the process is over and Mother is resting, Madara asks Father why she didn’t help."
(In which Sakura strives to break the Curse of Hatred through sheer kindness - and it works)
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- 6,478
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Bookmarked by Grand_Phoenix
07 Nov 2024
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The Summoned Hero Is A Historical Materialist?? by melmonella
Fandoms: 盾の勇者の成り上がり | Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari | The Rising of the Shield Hero (Anime), 盾の勇者の成り上がり - アネコユサギ | Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari | The Rising of the Shield Hero - Aneko Yusagi
27 Aug 2024
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The Rising of the Shield Hero (the anime), except Naofumi is a socialist, an anti-monarchist and a slavery abolitionist (but I repeat myself). You don’t need to have seen the anime in order to enjoy it.
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- English
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- 178,082
- Chapters:
- 35/?
- Comments:
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- 102
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Bookmarked by Grand_Phoenix
11 Jul 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Currently reading, on Chapter 23/??
Here for the socialist theory and smug Naofumi fighting against the MONARCHICAL MACHINE.
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the land I have been looking for all my life by elevenoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Chronicles of Narnia - All Media Types
09 Feb 2024
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The door to his cupboard opens, and his uncle flings Harry into it. His shoulder wrenches from the violence as Harry tumbles in.
The door slams shut behind him.
Harry stumbles across the small space towards the tiny mattress pad that makes up his bed, his injured arm curled against his chest. He inches forward, and forward, but the mattress pad is nowhere to be found, and—
His cupboard can’t be this big, surely? Where is the back wall?
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Harry Potter spends years (and no time at all) in a land that should not exist. He finds family and light, and when he returns he is changed... and he brings that change with him.
Bookmarked by Grand_Phoenix
28 Sep 2024