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    "They'll leave us alone. For a bit."

    One year after the Apocalypse-That-Wasn't, Crowley and Aziraphale have settled into a new routine: keeping an eye on supernatural happenings in the world and preventing Heaven or Hell from interfering too much with humanity. It's not a bad job - despite occasional rains of fish - and if there are some unspoken things they really ought to talk about, well, they have all the time in the world now to get around to that, right?

    At least, until the Archangel Raphael turns up on their doorstep looking for help... and it starts to become clear that the world is changing fast, and so are they.

    Or: Crowley and Aziraphale start a detective agency. Shenanigans ensue. Slowburn continues. Apparently, there is plot. I have some thoughts about Heaven, Hell, and humanism. There will be stupid jokes and a healthy sprinkling of angst.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Crowley didn’t usually give much thought to his body. It was a glorified meat vessel at the end of the day, something to schlep his big head and demon-y essence from place to place. Whatever external stimuli his corporation happened to be subjected to was none of his business or bother.

    When Aziraphale touched him, he was bothered.

    [Crowley and Aziraphale discover that keeping their clothes on might just be better than taking them off.]

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    25 Jan 2026

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    After the world doesn’t end, Hastur and Gabriel take revenge on Aziraphale and Crowley.

    “Just, answer me something, angel. You want things to stay the same. Well. If heaven suddenly called you up and said, hey Aziraphale, all is forgiven, let’s forget that time you ruined armageddon by fraternizing with a demon and possessing a human and talking the antichrist into saving the world, here’s your flaming sword, time to get back to work... what would you do?”

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    20 Jan 2026

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    It had been someone in hell’s idea of a joke, he suspected, down in the corporation department. Give the tempting snake demon aphrodisiac venom. And yes, he’d used it a few times, back when he’d been new to the world and what he could do in it. But it had been about as subtle as threatening to bash someone over the head with a brick if they didn’t sin, and frankly he thought it was unfair. So he’d just... not bitten anyone. Until now. When he’d accidentally bitten his best friend, and injected him full of venom. Lust venom.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    A mysterious rival and a ghost from the past threaten Fell's magical career.

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    18 Jan 2026