Hagebutt
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Lilies, Decapitated by Hagebutt for Taraadin, JudaszIskariota
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
10 Feb 2026
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In the year 1993, Herzegovina has to meet many difficult decisions. There's foreign influence from Iran. There's a painful change of the social paradigma. There's your estranged husband, full of jealousy.
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Everything's Gonna Be Houkay, I Promise by Hagebutt for charlietinpants
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
15 Aug 2025
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Din gets an unusual bounty contract. It revolves around a sex tape.
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a side job by Hagebutt for ambiguously
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: Rebels
13 Oct 2024
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a butch and a butchier butch are saving this very small part of the galaxy. together. (and not only that.)
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having secrets, are we? by Hagebutt for dornishviper
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
27 Aug 2024
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You, Cassian Andor, not yet the Head of the Rebel Intelligence, but an important, high-aiming spy nonetheless, have the task to check on this new Empire defector and find out how deep his commitment runs.
You choose a highly odd occassion for that.
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Srbsko, aby zachoval mužnou čest, se musí oženit s tím pederem odvedle.
Aneb Balkánci, tak jak je známe a máme rádi - stereotypy se v téhle povídce vrší na sebe jak váleční zločinci v Haagu.
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I've got a hunger (and you look good enough to eat) by ALCatLover
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
18 Jul 2026
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Robert Robertson the II doesn't really want to have a relationship with a woman, he just wants a kid. He summons a succubus about it and makes a deal.
Or: Robert is half succubus. It doesn't really affect his life much, other than some small bursts in strength, a minor heat resistance, and an allure he doesn't really use.
Oh. And he starts getting snippy, sweaty, and stressed if he hasn't had sex at least once a month. But as far as he can tell, that's the same for everybody.
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Bookmarked by Hagebutt
23 Jul 2026
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Overview: Robert descent into anti-hero AU, canon divergence. Angst for the strong. Angst/hurty/smut.
Personal fav of my fics!
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Mecha Man falls, but the Phoenix program never existed to catch him.
Without friends or the mech suit, Robert Robertson is desperate and reduced to his last options when one of Shroud’s lieutenants hunts him down in his apartment…one whose strange augments give him an idea.
Robert is done with the high road. He’s ready to do what he has to do to take his city back.
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“If he dies, he dies,” Shroud said slowly. “If he survives…then Mecha Man can watch his city burn. Without the astral pulse, that suit is worthless. I don’t care about him.”
The astral pulse.
If Chad could find it, then it could be the solution to his problems. If he could find it, he could fix everything.
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Bookmarked by Hagebutt
06 Jul 2026
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The first time Robert jerked off in the mech suit, he'd felt so much shame after that he vowed to never do it again. Which, naturally, became a recurring pattern.
Robert copes with the stress of Shroud's escape from prison by modding the Mecha Man suit to feature some… extra attachments. It's working out
terriblygreat until he's lured into a trap at Llewellyn Steel Works and Shroud very publicly turns his only source of stress relief against him.Series
- Part 1 of overexposure
Bookmarked by Hagebutt
20 Jun 2026
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Courtney didn’t need the power of precognitive permutation to know that, eventually, it was going to come down to this— her, Robert, and room he doesn’t want to be in. AKA: Bad-ending Invisigal does something unforgivable. Maybe then Rob will stop trying to fucking save her.
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- Part 2 of Vizi Breaks Bad
Bookmarked by Hagebutt
19 Jun 2026
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He clenches hard around the length inside him and whines. Stupid fucking detail oriented boyfriend, stupid fucking flight suit, stupid fucking history of jerking off to the idea of Mecha Man every night in prison.
“You want Mecha-Man to breed you baby?”
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AKA Robert breeds flambae cuz i cant <3
Bookmarked by Hagebutt
18 Jun 2026