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    (A talking-head interview. JIN ZIXUN, 36, entrepreneur.)

    JZX: Oh, yeah, he’s a fucking catch, alright. He’s rich, he’s hot, he’s a Lan. Like, he’s been ranked number two among the local bachelors for years, and now that his brother’s seeing someone, he’s number one, right? So, yeah, of course I want to win.

    Offscreen voice: Do you know anything else about him, besides that he’s rich and hot?

    JZX: (shrugging) What else is there to know?

    In which Lan Wangji agrees, reluctantly, to be The Bachelor, only to fall in love with Wei Wuxian, his cameraman/producer. Can the Bachelor find his way to a happy ending? And will The Bachelor: Lan Wangji be a ratings hit?

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    21 Jul 2026

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    “Yiling Patriarch,” he begins, and Wei Wuxian’s face clouds.

    “Please. That’s not – you know me, Zewu-jun. What’s wrong? Why are you here?” He walks over and Lan Xichen sees he has no weapon, not even his flute. He came to meet Wangji unarmed, defenseless. With a smile on his face.

    “I’m here to ask for your help. It’s Wangji. He’s ill.”

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    16 Jul 2026

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    In the end, it had been the Yiling Patriarch’s stratagems and his fierce fighting which had turned the tide of the war. He had killed both Wen Ruohan’s sons, and floored the traitor so that Meng Yao could strike the final blow. His status as the strongest warrior on the field had been undeniable.

    Thus, the offer extended to him by the Lan court. Take his place as the Emperor’s consort, the only one permitted to lay hands upon the Emperor, the only one to share his bed with him while he sleeps, unaware and vulnerable. His last, best line of defense.

    Or: Forced by his court to accept a consort, Lan Wangji is certain he has seen enough of the so-called Yiling Patriarch to know what he's getting: an uncouth ruffian. Slowly, he begins to realise that even an emperor's assumptions can be misplaced.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    “Wow,” says Wei Ying, and his mouth tastes funny and the air tastes funny but that isn’t really relevant right now. “You are incredibly beautiful. I mean. Just – so stunning. Impossibly gorgeous. Has anyone told you that? Where are you from? Wanna get a drink? With you, I’d spring for Saurian brandy.”

    “Talk less,” says the gorgeous beauty above him, and shoves a hypospray into his arm.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    “You are not stupid, and what happened was an accident,” Lan Zhan tells him.

    Standing above him, snow melting wetly on his coat, Wei Ying looks a little too wide-eyed, too defenseless. Not at all like the dark-eyed gloss-lipped creature he’s seen flirt with half their year, full of confidence and charisma. “I – of course it was. But it was also definitely the height of stupidity. Lan Zhan, I broke your arm.”

    OR: Recovering from an unfortunate accident, Lan Zhan harnesses the power of guilt to do the one thing no one else has managed: make Wei Ying take care of himself.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    In which Wei Wuxian gets himself out of being Jin Sect enemy number one by becoming Lan Qiren's niece-in-law, and falls in love with Lan Wangji somewhere along the way.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    When the original Luo Binghe crashes into his humble mountain abode, Shen Qingqiu half-expects that the shitty world of Proud Immortal Demon Way might just implode from its blackened demonic protagonist meeting his own younger, innocent disciple self. But when it doesn't, he's going to have to deal with something much more complicated: figuring out original Luo Binghe's intentions when he declares he’s moving into the bamboo house, creating the world's most awkward roommate situation!

    Nevertheless, Shen Qingqiu might still have a fighting chance of survival—if he can only decipher the haunting look in grown Luo Binghe's eyes, and his own increasingly muddled feelings...

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Bilbo Baggins arrived home late one afternoon in the middle of the week and the entire west Farthing is still talking about it.

    Poor Mister Baggins. He was doomed to be a nine-days wonder no matter what and is it any wonder after a year-long adventure? Even the Tooks haven’t the influence to hush that up, but Mad Baggins seems to have managed to silence every tongue in the Shire on that subject which would be awe-inspiring ...if not for the way he decided to go about it.

    OR: That one where Middle Earth seems to be unclear about where baby Hobbits come from.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    The plan: bring Neil home for the holidays, fake a relationship, survive the week.

    The problem: Neil Josten has soft lips, sharp eyes and whispers German in his ears.

    Andrew's made a miscalculation.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    After turning down Wymack’s offer in Millport, Neil runs into trouble. With nowhere left to turn, he finds himself drawn to the Palmetto Foxes and the prospect of what will never be his. Exy, that is. Neil doesn’t need friends. Not even a little bit. And if his eyes water as he watches the Foxes welcome the new striker into their ranks it's because he has allergies.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Hank is 53 years old. He's never had a soul mark, doesn't have a soul mate. And he's fine with that. He cheated the system once and it cost him everything he had. Never again.

    When August 2038 rolls around and the number '313 248 317 - 51' appears on his arm in perfect Cyberlife Sans font, exactly where a soul mark should be, Hank wants nothing to do with it.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Neil tries to be discreet as he tracks the boys as they walk across the linoleum floor to a high table top in the corner, far away from the windows facing outside. The gloomy rainy day casts them all in a blue hue.
    Just as Neil is about to look away, the emo one’s head shoots up. He pulls his mask down and the other two follow. He looks around for a second, searching, before his gaze snaps to Neil.
    "Yeah, those are the Minyards," Dan says. "They're bad news. I wouldn't try and talk to them, Neil."
    Neil bites back the skin on his lips, leaving them raw.

    (MATURE RATING IS OUT OF AN ABUNDANCE OF CAUTION - SURROUNDS CHAPTER 8)

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Andrew gets touched by a fox in the woods. A few weeks later, he bites Kevin during practice and everyone handles it as best as they can

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    20 Jun 2026

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    In which Tom Riddle finds himself lost, alone, and hurt in the middle of Knockturn Alley, and stumbles upon a peculiar place called Harry's Snake Shop.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    AU. Harry grew up with the Dursleys after his parents died in the war, but he isn’t the Boy-Who-Lived. His determination to have friends at Hogwarts leads him into Hufflepuff House. And his determination to protect himself and his friends leads to him saving the day, a lot—accidentally.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    “Does Dad want to cut the umbilical cord?” a nurse asked, and Tony looked abruptly so terrified that Pepper had to laugh again.

    “Not the, uh--” he forwent answering and took the offered scissors to give them to Pepper. He reminded her, “You kicked ass.”

    Pepper huffed, taking the scissors victoriously. “‘Course I did.”

    She cut the cord.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    “Your parents have been grooming you to take over the company, correct? You’ve been working closely alongside them, alongside their best scientists and technicians. I’m sure you’ve learned a fair deal. We could use that expertise at Stark Industries.”
    “Essentially,” Parker says, “you want to pay me to reveal my parents’ company secrets.”
    “Yes,” Tony says, cheerfully. “Thank you for catching on so quickly.”

    Tony’s week just turned a lot more promising: Rich kid Peter Parker has apparently dropped out of college and provoked the ire of his parents. A delicious scandal for the tabloids. And an opportunity too good to waste, even if it means putting up with a snooty, preppy college kid as his new intern.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    The only reason Sasuke keeps coming back to Konoha is because of that mattress. The bed is his only respite. And perhaps the dumbass who owns said bed might be worth it, too.

    Or, another canon divergence 699 that showers Sasuke with too much (deserved) love and attention that we all need for these unprecedented times.

    Title means "Bonded Light". It'll make sense when you're about 100K in.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Neil runs because it's everything to him, but he also runs because there isn't anything else for him to do. Turns out, freedom and living are foreign concepts to him. Running and survival? Not so much.

    He went back to creature comforts, the only ones he'd ever known. What else was he supposed to do? What else was he meant to yearn for? Can't want something you never knew existed, after all. 

    Enter Andrew Minyard.

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    31 May 2026

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  20. Public Bookmark 29

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    “Why are you a doctor?” Neil asks.
    “Because I went to medical school, Neil.”
    “No, you play Exy. With me.”
    “Not since Palmetto State.”
    “No, no, you play with me now. Did you become a doctor behind my back?”
    Aaron opens his mouth as if to respond, then understanding crosses his face. He sighs, says, “I’ll go get him,” and leaves the room.
    Well that’s cryptic.

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    Neil gets a concussion and confuses Aaron for Andrew when he wakes up in the hospital. He comes to the logical conclusion that he’s entered a parallel universe where Andrew is a doctor and plots an escape. Shenanigans ensue.

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    26 May 2026

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