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    “Tell me. Robert Robertson the Third. Mecha Man. Hero.” There’s something soft in the thing’s voice. Almost reverent. “What do you want?”

    His body wants to shut down. His mind wishes for oblivion. The answer is obvious.

    “Put me…back into…the fight.” He rasps.

    “Very well,” he can hear it smiling, “let’s get to work.”

     

    Or, in simpler terms…let’s do it all over again.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    “Why don’t you come out here where it’s nice and sunny,” the blonde woman interrupts. Quite rudely, Astarion thinks.

    Trepidation returns at the thought of making himself leave the relative safety of his tree-shade.

    What Astarion would like to say is ‘go away’.

    What he actually says is, “Of course! Now that I know I’m among fellow mages I wouldn’t mind discussing the craft over a nice stroll!”

     

    After Astarion falls from the Nautiloid, he ends up somewhere new entirely. Namely, he ends up in Sunnydale not long after a certain group of vampire hunters start college there. Surprisingly enough, nobody gets killed.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    It's Harry Potter's first year at Hogwarts and an enemy is beginning to wake. In hopes of nipping the problem in the bud, Dumbledore sought help from overseas, where heroes are still licking their wounds from a devastating war. Luckily, Dumbledore found solace in a god who wished to avoid his fate.

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    To escape punishment, Apollo fled to a land beyond Zeus’s reach—Hogwarts. Becoming a Professor at Hogwarts and charged with protecting Harry Potter, Apollo found himself surrounded by fragile heroes and an encroaching wizarding war. Knowing he can’t keep an eye on all of them, he rewrote his contract to include an apprentice—a demi-god child of Hades.

    Takes place throughout Harry’s seven years at Hogwarts.

    Post-TLO.

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    27 May 2026

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    Merlin hoped that if he helps with the worst part, then people will take care of the rest of their own mess. However, it turned out the secrets of the new Dark Lord run much deeper than anticipated and he’ll have to stick for a little bit longer this time. Unless the curious teenagers, nosy adults, careless creatures or infuriating portraits drive him nuts first. Well, let the game begin… again.

    (A continuation of the one shot 'The boundaries of neutrality')

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    25 May 2026

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    ☆ACTUAL WORD COUNT: 67,232☆

    “We’re getting you out of here, okay?” Percy was sure that Draco was conscious, but he seemed too deep in his fear to register Percy's words. His arms trembled in front of his face. He was holding his breath, trying to hear each step that brought Percy and Nico closer. His entire body was tensed as if he was waiting for them to get close enough to kick him in the gut.

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    Draco gets rescued from Bellatrix by demigods who don't know about the wizarding world.

    Nico gets kidnapped by the Order of the Phoenix who mistakes him for a powerful Death Eater.

    ☆ACTUAL WORD COUNT: 67,232☆

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    25 May 2026