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    Jabber looks at Assistaff with this easy gaze, like she's really just a girl in the room. Addresses her. Talks around Zanka instead of to him because he knows exactly how that gets under Zanka's skin.

    “Hey shawty,” he leans his weight on her, a little, “you seen what ya boy doin’? You lettin' him get all sloppy on me? Naughty girl.”

    Oh, fuck. Zanka hates that more than direct insults. Because, oh, because-

    It implies a triangle. Another witness to their debauchery.

    “Yer fuckin' crazy.”
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    Teasing and language

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    19 Jul 2026

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    How pitiable for the solvent to love the solute.

    “I have something interesting to show you," is not a sentence that is encouraging, coming from one Jabber Wonger.

    In which Jabber gets distracted during stormy weather, resulting in injury. Zanka does some learning on the job, as well as some learning after the fact.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Zanka earned his first victory against Jabber. Tipping the scale might have tipped them into each other, but if the solution they made was a deadlier thing than they'd ever been as separate components, that was neither here nor there.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    “I could mix this shit in my sleep, anyway. Ain't hard. Only killed, like, one rat I tested it on. And that ain't even a lot of rats in the grand scheme of things, right, you know what I'm sayin? Man, I know you do. You the right kinda crazy, all wrong-

    And, suddenly, gravity just…changes direction.

    Yeah, Zanka thinks, and then he's slumping forward like a puppet with cut strings, forehead landing in the warm slope between Jabber's shoulder and neck.

    Oh.

    Soft. Warm. Real enough to drown in.

    Jabber stiffens at the contact. Twitches, a little.
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    Affection, or maybe just allowance.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Years? No wonder Zan-Zan’s buff as hell now! Jabber’s mind reels from the implications… Zanka must be lying. What in the Abyss would compel him to join this raggedy-ass band of losers? How could he ever replace the thrill of fighting strong enemies with mindless trash beasts? Something's not adding up.
     
    And another thing: it’s allegedly been years, and Zanka still has that fuck-ass mullet? Jabber’s eyes crinkle, and Zanka bristles. “What?”
     
    “On God we gon’ get you a better barber, man,” Jabber wheezes with a laugh.

    Or: Jabber wakes up in Cleaner HQ missing 3 years of memory. Zanka refuses to fill him in on it.

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    09 Jul 2026