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Shrue has been calling home for a long time, desperate to talk to their wife. This time, they get a call back.
OR: Budget tips with Val - to save money on a wedding, just retcon reality so you were already married the whole time! May result in some emotional trauma.
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“We missed you, you big baby,” she says, and Alastor laughs wetly, muffled. “You got a lot of explaining to do, but hell, you’re still one of us.”
“Frankly,” Vox says, “if you actually tried to leave, I would lock you up in the basement.”
Valentino sighs affectionately, squeezing Alastor’s hand. “He doesn’t mean that.”
“I very much mean that.”
Alastor wants to say something along the lines of “I would be offended by anything less,” but when he tries to speak, all that comes out, horrifyingly, is a crackly sob. But it just makes Vox’s arms tighten around him, so, whatever. There are worse things.
Or: In a softer timeline, Alastor comes home to the Vees when his seven year sabbatical is up.
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21 Nov 2024
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“If you want an apology—”
“Quite the opposite, actually.”
Shrue blinks at her in genuine bemusement. “... I don't follow.”
“I thought perhaps we could fight about it.” Val says it as casually as if she's suggesting they take an impromptu late-night stroll.
Or: In another reality, Shrue lives, and makes it to the camp of the Children of the Woundtree, where they try with the other survivors to rebuild their lives. Val is there too. They come to blows about it.
Or: (Sort of) Repairing your broken relationship with a little percussive maintenance.
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- Part 1 of evil is a relay sport
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04 Oct 2024
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How not to be a man, and other life lessons from Jack Rackham, quartermaster.
(or: the origins of Jack + Anne + Vane.)
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666: Live On Air! by AislinArts (AislinCeivun), Princeliest
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04 Feb 2025
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Alastor decides to indulge Vox's obvious psychosexual obsession with him—for the sake of curiosity and entertainment, of course! As these things go, it is not very long at all before everything...escalates.
Or: Kink, self-discovery, and Alastor accidentally digging himself into a hole labeled "Oh, fuck, when did I start caring?"
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