Jeremy01678
Fandoms
Recent works
-
The Supe Who Came to Tea by Jeremy01678
Fandoms: The Boys (TV 2019), The Tiger Who Came To Tea - Judith Kerr
20 Apr 2026
Tags
Summary
Once upon a time, there was a little boy called Ryan, and he was having lunch with his mom, in the kitchen.
Suddenly, there was a ring at the door.
Ryan’s mom looked up and said, “I wonder who that can be. It can’t be the grocery delivery because it came this morning. And it can’t be the garbage men because this isn’t the day they come. And it can’t be anyone else. We’d better open the door and see!”
Ryan skipped over to open the door, and there was a tall man, dressed up in red and blue with stripes and stars. The Homelander! He said, “Excuse me, but I’m very hungry, do you think I could have tea with you?”
-
A Bona Retelling of the Nativity Story by Jeremy01678
Fandoms: Round the Horne, Christian Bible (New Testament)
25 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
“And now, in the spirit of Christmas, I’d like to whisk you back in time to a young woman called Mary, who’s just taken a very long journey all the way to a little town called Bethlehem…” Douglas Smith’s voice faded out to be replaced by one Kenneth Horne;
“So,” Horne called out, “I popped on over to an inn to try and get a night’s kip, as recommended in the local fit and strong workmen’s magazine-,” he hesitated slightly, “Which I buy- for the carpenter-themed crossword!”
“—‘Course you do…” Sandy couldn’t help but sarcastically interrupt.
Horne, by now an expert in ignoring Julian and Sandy’s uninvited responses, knocked raptly on the wooden door, “Hello! Anybody there?”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,406
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 10
-
Tags
Summary
“Hello! Anybody there?” Horne called through the doorway.
“Hullo! I’m Julian and this is my friend Sandy!”
“Ooh, hello!” another male voice called out.
“Julian! Sandy!” Horne replied, “Thank goodness you’re here! I have been dreadfully confused all morning, wondering what on Earth is going on!”
“Lucky for you, ducky, that’s exactly what we’re here for.” Sandy replied.
“Yeah, we were gonna write "Bona What on Earth is Going on" but it wouldn’t fit on the sign!” Julian added.
-
Tags
Summary
Madelyn stepped out of her underwear and towards Homelander. She waved her hands down at him, “On your knees.”
“Huh?” Homelander let out as he dropped down. There was a floor to ceiling mirror opposite the shower and he saw himself fall, lacking the powerful image he usually prided himself on.
Madelyn began to lift her skirt and Homelander looked away out of respect. He caught eyes with himself in the mirror. And it was himself. He could tell by the look in his eye; a slight uncertainty that… the Other him never had.
Series
- Part 5 of Cozy Corner Kinktober 2025
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 999
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 26
- Hits:
- 508
-
Tags
Summary
Homelander and Black Noir had just finished a mission; an anti-Vought protester had got a little too close to some truths, and needed to be put in their place (six feet under). Now, with the stars above them, they were standing in an empty field after a job well done, looking down at the mudpeople who should be grateful they got to share oxygen with merciful gods like them.
Noir, standing faithfully at Homelander’s side, turned to face him, an unknowable expression on his face. He placed his hands on Homelander’s shoulders and stared meaningfully into him.
Series
- Part 4 of Cozy Corner Kinktober 2025
Recent series
-
- Words:
- 6,424
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 2
Recent bookmarks
-
This Strange Effect by battybrownboo
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
29 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
Batman and the Justice League are forced to harbor Joker when he accidentally gets beamed up to the Watchtower. But a clown in space will be the least of their problems.
What is originally supposed to be a simple mission to facilitate diplomacy between a warring planet turns into the uncovering of deeply rooted corruption, and the leaders of this world are willing to sacrifice anything to maintain the status quo. Even if that means harming its own people. As the Justice League struggles to create order and save lives, Batman and Joker’s inextricable bond might just be exactly what they need to save them all.
Bookmarked by Jeremy01678
10 Aug 2024
Bookmarker's Tags:
Bookmarker's Collections:
Bookmarker's Notes
[This Strange Effect by battybrownboo]
The Joker joins the Justice League on a mission of inter-planetary diplomacy.
4 -
Yeah, all I see is red by TwistedGestalt (FlightlessRavenWrites) for PowerBottomJoker (Chiburui)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
04 Feb 2026
Tags
Summary
“Got a smoke, handsome?” Joker asks, and finally he sidles up to the solitary figure standing under the awning.
There is a pause, a still moment where Matches’ eyes rove over him, taking in his makeup and wig, the glittery dress that clings to him, before recognition dawns and his gaze hardens, darkening to something else entirely.
“Pretty girl like you? I’ve got anythin’ ya want,” he says, but his eyes offer up a litany of questions. Anything, he says, but the angry set of his eyes screams what are you doing here, Joker? and what do you want? and are you going to make me hurt you?
***
Or, when Bruce goes undercover as Matches Malone, Joker knows exactly what to say to get under his skin.
Bookmarked by Jeremy01678
06 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Tags:
Bookmarker's Collections:
Bookmarker's Notes
[Yeah, all I see is red by FlightlessRavenWrites]
Matches Malone meets Joker. -
What He Does in the Shadows by Noir_Blue
Fandoms: Renfield (Movie 2023), What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
23 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
His new human friend, it seemed, was simply a perfectly normal man who collected spiders in decorative cigarette cases.
Bookmarked by Jeremy01678
10 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Tags:
Bookmarker's Collections:
Bookmarker's Notes
[What He Does in the Shadows by Noir_Blue]
(Renfield-WWDITS Crossover AU)
Guillermo meets Renfield at DRAAG.
7 -
Tags
Summary
AU of Season 3, diverging from Episode 2. Butcher doesn't take Temp V to fight Gunpowder, and Homelander actually suffers the PR consequences of his speech. He has a comeback plan and Butcher is forced to be a part of it, but that's fine—he has a plan of his own.
The scorched earth is briefly put on hold.
Bookmarked by Jeremy01678
16 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Tags:
Bookmarker's Collections:
Bookmarker's Notes
[Mirrored by Crydamoure]
11 -
Tags
Summary
Butcher did it. Homelander is dead. He survived their final duel, but his body is still dying of cancer.
Kessler is gone. But someone else starts to visit.
(a bit of an alternate take on the ending of s5)
Bookmarked by Jeremy01678
13 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Tags:
Bookmarker's Collections:
Bookmarker's Notes
[in sickness and in death by Crydamoure]
(finale)
Butcher hallucinates Homelander.