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Cinderella, as told from a plastic deck chair while drunk at 1 AM.
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- Part 1 of Nite's Fairy Tales
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Glitter and Gold by InsaneSociopath
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Feb 2025
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"Fuck this," Tony grumbled to himself as he tried not to yank on the car battery cables connected to his chest in frustration. "Fuck Thanos, fuck time travel, fuck the fucking glow stones."
He paused, glowering up at the security camera blinking away in the corner of the cave.
"Actually fuck everything," he growled slightly louder. "Imma Mary Sue the shit out of myself, just you fucking watch."
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30 Aug 2025
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Lady of Shadows by ltouroumov
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania (Video Games), Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night
17 Jun 2026
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18 Jun 2025
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In The End, She Appears by cuddliestcactus
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Incredible Hulk - All Media Types, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
16 Jun 2025
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"You a screamer, Lewis?" Clint tried to leer at her, but it came off a little more drunk puppy than Rico Suave.
"Trust me, no one likes it when I scream."
Darcy wished she was kidding.
Or the one where Darcy's a banshee
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16 Jun 2025
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In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
And I think that's beautiful.
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Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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Actions speak so much louder than words.Series
- Part 2 of Lullabyknell's Hobbit Stories
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02 Jun 2025