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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    In one universe, Sanguinius glimpses the future and lets it come to pass. He dies, the Imperium is broken, and The Emperor is chained to the throne. Guilliman becomes Lord Regent. His brothers die horribly. Humanity is shattered.

    In this universe, Sanguinius meets his only biological nephew, (the child of Konrad fucking Curze of all Primarchs), adopts him, (mostly by accident), brings his family together again, (entirely by accident), and avoids the worst possible outcome for humanity thanks to the power of frustration. He also manages to accidentally rewrite reality by doing all of this... no big deal.

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    OR, Sanguinius becomes a father to one (1) traumatised child, bitchslaps his family into being better, bitchslaps his father into being better, bitchslaps half the Imperium, and fixes everything with sheer determination. FT, fluff, angst, canon-typical violence, a dead person or three, author favouritism towards dead/dying/traumatised/doomed characters, and a cute child who accidentally wins over all his uncles by being himself.

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    OR, Author lost a bet and is now forced to write a WH40k fanfic despite knowing nothing about anything, but they're trying their best. Please believe me.

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    29 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 86

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    Due to shenanigans involving Fabius Bile, Tzeentch and the Emperor, Sanguinius is alive again. He hadn't been expecting to live again, and the Imperium he wakes up in is a giant mess where everyone seems to want something from him. What will he do now?

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    26 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    The would-be hero seizes the crown and becomes Absolute. Through a twist of fate, the thing that was once Balduran makes a brief return to try and remedy this. The first barrier: Emotions.

    The Emperor does not have a great time, but he does regain proficiency with martial weapons.

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    04 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    The story of Balduran meeting his guardian dragon.

    Why would an ancient, mighty creature, a proud bronze dragon, decide to bind itself to a mere sailor?

    Mainly a ‘Balduran’s life before he met Ansur (in dragon form)’ story, with a dramatic ending

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    10 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    Ulythomar: a city on the edge of the dying illithid empire. In its golden minarets, illithid nobles sip cerebrospinal fluid and plot intrigue against their fellows. In its mountainous outskirts, villagers till the soil and fear the creatures that sneak past the gates at night to take thralls and flay the minds of unsuspecting victims. All the while, the gith slaughter their way across planes and galaxies, killing their former masters in scores. Revolution is on the wind.

    Short stories about illithids and thralls set during the last days of the illithid empire.

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    08 Jul 2025