13 Works by LSPrincess
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Today was the same in that House was ogling, and Wilson was shuddering, and Wilson was glaring; today was different in that House wanted to open his heart up and bleed stark, painful honesty over Wilson’s thin, hairless chest.
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House wants to share the poetry in his head with Wilson. -
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“So,” House continued with little preamble, “crushing the plot map and to Hell with the subplots, the ‘big takeaway’ is that you’re exhausted. You need to relax.” With some shuffling and seemingly excessive rustling, he extracted from his satchel a slightly crushed and crudely fashioned water bottle bong. “I can help with that.”
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Wilson needs to calm down. House proposes a solution. -
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“I have dreams about you,” Ed blurted, nodding his head slowly, and damned if Oswald didn’t get whiplash.
Luck slap me in the face, he thought, gawking and fighting his persistent blush.
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Ed comes to Oswald in the night with many things to say, a theme to communicate, and very little tact in doing so. -
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With a dramatic sigh, Ed extended an open hand. “Fine,” he grouched, tapping his socked foot against the brick. “I’ll try it.”
Oswald smiled again, a lazy curl of his lips, and chuckled pleasantly somewhere deep in his chest. “Very good."
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Ed has misgivings about Oswald's new habit. -
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...face-up to the moon with the stars in his eyes, his tears the price to see her pale face, and say, “Perhaps you’re closer to Him than I. Perhaps you’re His messenger mounted in the sky. And if this is true, await my aching plea. I care not of the cost, pray, ‘Let him love me.’”
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Ed's drunk mind reels about religion and love with Oswald just a breath away. -
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“Well,” [Oswald] began, reaching up and touching his swollen eye in the same manner that Ed had, “when we’re grown up and have enough money, then we’ll get married?”
“Yeah, okay,” Ed said with a grin, one that actually befitted his face. “Then we can get married. I promise.”
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Set in an alternate universe where Ed and Oswald first met when they were children. Promises were made, faces were forgotten, but as everyone knows, nothing stays dead in Gotham — not even memories.
[This is more of a collection of canon scene rewrites taking place in this AU — There are time skips and original scenes. Rating is for later chapters] -
If You Promise to Stay Conscious, I'll Try to Do the Same by LSPrincess
Fandoms: Gotham (TV)
18 Aug 2019
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It was on the barricades, fighting for a city one of them didn't love, that Oswald Cobblepot and Edward Nygma were shot.
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“When you wake up, Ed, I’ll be here. Waiting. And you’ll see that your plan failed — that we’re both still here, and I guess we’ll just have to start again, won’t we? And when that time comes, I’ll gladly take a do-over. Because I didn’t get to do it right the first time.”
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- Part 3 of You're My Medicine
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You Can Check Out Anytime You Like, but You Can Never Leave by LSPrincess
Fandoms: Gotham (TV)
01 Aug 2019
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“I admit it! I admit that killing you killed a part of me — a part of a whole that’s been rotting ever since. But I have to go forward — I will! Because if I don’t, I’ll die with nothing!” [Ed] cried, and he was sure he would have thrown up by now if there was anything in his stomach to expel. “I already don’t have a body worth a damn — I hardly know if there’s a heart in me anymore! — and I’m clearly losing my brain, but I will have a legacy! A story they will tell — a name they will remember! I will be born anew!”
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- Part 2 of You're My Medicine
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“You’re concerned for me, Oswald. The sentiment is appreciated.”
“Of course I’m concerned for you, Ed,” Oswald said, sounding on the verge of offended ... “Because you lost someone, yes, of course — I've lost people, too, Ed — but because you’re having nightmares about them. Because you’re waking up crying. Because you’re in such a panicked state of unrest that you’re reciting Poe in your sleep.” ... “Because you keep one of my highest ABV wines in your nightstand.”
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- Part 1 of You're My Medicine
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The one thing [Oswald] hadn't been prepared for, the one thing he hadn't even dared to imagine, was to stumble upon two bodies lying at the other end of the room, limp, splayed out, motionless.
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Just a little something I wrote for the hell of writing it. It's just Oswald's reaction to finding Ed and Lee after their dramatic stab-and-kiss-each-other session. -
And It Would All Somehow Be Better by LSPrincess
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
10 Jan 2019
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He wasn't so sure what Todd was complaining about. Of course, the fact that he was rather dead might be a difficult thing for him to wrap his head around, but Dirk was having a pretty okay time with it. He was dead. Sure. Okay. But yet he was still alive, more alive than he’d ever felt. He’d pulled back the velvet curtain of death and was gazing at a whole new world of possibilities, new things to do with this merciful blessing that was an elongated (and possibly permanent) existence.
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A collection of oneshots where Dirk shows his hidden talent for singing. None of the stories are connected and are made to stand on their own, and all of the songs are sung by Samuel Barnett (links are provided).