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    The BAU's mandatory HR training takes an interesting turn when Morgan volunteers JJ to demonstrate workplace conduct scenarios with Emily, and what starts as a harmless roleplay exercise quickly becomes something neither of them can deny.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    What happens when you take an angel – going into his first heat on Earth – and put him in the same room as his sexually ambiguous, hunter best friend, who may or may not have had a massive secret crush on said angel for almost a decade?

    Porn. The answer is lots and lots of porn.

    [If you read this anywhere but Ao3, you've been duped! Had! Swindled! This beast is free on Ao3]

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    21 Apr 2026

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    What seems to be a routine witch-hunt in Colorado goes awry when a few days later, Castiel ends up burning up with a fever, huddled in bed and gasping for air. The brothers are faced with the dilemma of having to deal with Castiel's illness, as well as figure out the cause of it. The catch, however, is that Castiel was never cursed by the witch. It was Dean who had been hit with a spell. Upon calling Rowena, the brothers find out all the answers they need, but executing those answers may turn out to be a little more complicated than expected. At last, it is up to Dean to cure Castiel of the witch's curse.

    And the cure? 24 hours of naked, physical contact.

    Dean has a lot to face— including his underlying love for Castiel, his emotional turmoil, and a grumpy, feverish angel who has taken a liking to cuddling.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    "I knew you'd freak," said Sam. "But we don't have time for that. Cas doesn't have time. I honestly don't mind doing it –"

    "No way." Dean took a deep breath and his hands were balled into fists. "If anyone's gonna bend over for Cas, it's me. End of debate."

    "Dean - " said Cas.

    "You too, Cas. Shut it. This is the only idea we've had for days. Let's do it. The birds and the bees. Let's –"

    He faltered for a second, then grinned. It was that same brittle shit-eating grin Sam had seen him wear a million times since they were kids, his everything's-fine-Sam-what-are-you-talking-about grin.

    This had all the makings of a hot mess.

     

    Alternative version of what happens when Cas is cursed at the start of Season Eleven, now with added sex magic.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    A sore throat is never a fun thing, and being unable to talk is even worse; especially if your name is Dean Winchester.
    Left behind at the motel to recover while Sam takes care of their case, Dean is soon hit by utter lethargy, and since he can't speak to save his life, he resorts to texting in order to ease his restlessness.
    Castiel is of course happy to oblige, and things appear to be going smoothly until auto correct decides to put its sticky fingers all over their conversation...

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    13 Apr 2026