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“So, Mattie… wanna learn how to do what I can?”
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‘Use your head, not your fists.’ Jack Murdock's voice echoed in Matt's head like a bell, a reminder to a promise he made.
The boy was quiet for a moment, busying himself by getting a lick of the ice cream in his palm. It was cold to the tongue but sweet and comforting. It was just what he needed after waking up.
“No.”
There was a long pause as Stick processed what the boy said.
“What?”Series
- Part 1 of The Advocate au
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Pretty Croatian man by Lil_problem
Fandoms: Eurovision Song Contest RPF, Eurovision (2024)
20 Jul 2024
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This is how Eurovision 2024 went in my head, please enjoy!
I should mention this is my au.
And in my au Isreal was disqualified instead of Netherlands.-----
Joost and Baby Lasagna fall in love,
Raiven is tired but still girlbossing,
Nemo is adorable,
Bambi is royalty,
Kaarija shows up, etc
Enjoy the chaos
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THIS IS COMPLETELY FICTIONAL, KEEP THAT IN MIND.
DON'T BE GROSS AND SHOW THIS TO THE ACTUAL PEOPLE.(On Hiatus for now)
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- Part 2 of Eurovision
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He wipes my tears by Lil_problem
Fandoms: Eurovision Song Contest RPF, Eurovision (2024)
27 Jun 2024
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Despite his disqualification Joost couldn't find it in himself to leave just yet.
Not before having a proper chat with Baby Lasagna.Aka
I was watching Joost’s new Luchtballon music video and got the idea that Joost is in his villain era.
But don't worry, he would never hurt Marko.
All hail Evil JoostSeries
- Part 1 of Eurovision
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"Eddy!"
"What is it, Ali?"
"Let's start a cafe together!"
"....siiiiiigh"Ederson and Alisson, two Brazilian friends and co-owners, did it. They made their dream come true. They now own a cafe. And in England no less! In Warrington!
It very quickly becomes popular once two football clubs fight over the cafe being 'their' cafe. And fight over who is the better barista.Alisson finds it sweet. Ederson doesn't care for it.
!DISCONTINUED!
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The Croatia NT make a group chat and they have fun in it.
Oh also Mourinho is their coach now-
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This is an au created by me and Ash, who I will add as co creator when she makes her account! For now our tumblrs are in the end notes!
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Sergio Ramos hated Mario Mandžukić. He was just so.. crazy, insane, always down to fight and argue and Sergio hated that about him.
So why is his team telling him he LIKES him?Series
- Part 19 of Random One Shots
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“I love you.
So look my way.
Please look my way.“Or
Szoboszlai loves Joško.
And he loves him more than Joško knows.Series
- Part 18 of Random One Shots
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Just a bunch of random incorrect quotes :D I'll post new ones whenever I get over 1k words
Please don't treat this seriously, this is all just for fun.
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Peaky Jack has started the group chat
Peaky Jack: Boss asked me to make a group chat so we could talk so I did 👍
Terminator: I see you put nicknames for everyone
Peaky Jack: It was very tempting and I'm weak
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It hurts when you realize you aren't as important to someone as you thought you were, doesn't it?
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- Part 16 of Random One Shots
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There's a group chat dedicated to loving Luka modrić and there's a bunch of people in the chat..
What happens when Lionel Messi becomes one of them? :D
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Whumptober 2023, day 11 - captivity and "No one will find you"
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The time Kevin was kidnapped while he was still in Chelsea.Series
- Part 8 of Whumptober 2023
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Aka Why Mateo almost got a second yellow in the match between City and Arsenal. And why Walker and Haaland got mad after the match.
Featuring: Protective Walker, protective Haaland, protective Ederson- Protective City really.
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- Part 17 of Random One Shots
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Whumptober 2023, day 9 - "You're a liar"
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Lionel confesses to Luka. Luka can't return his feelings. It's just not meant to be.Series
- Part 7 of Whumptober 2023
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Whumptober 2023, day 8 - "It's all for nothing"
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Dybala and Ronaldo textSeries
- Part 6 of Whumptober 2023
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Whumptober 2023, day 7 - alleyway and "Can you hear me?"
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Nights are beautiful, aren't they? A nice time to take a small stroll.
That's what Timo thought at least.Series
- Part 5 of Whumptober 2023
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Whumptober 2023, day 4 - "I see the danger, it's written there in your eyes", shock
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Erling is threatened before a game but he doesn't want to be scard of some stupid words.
It ends up costing him.Series
- Part 4 of Whumptober 2023
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Whumptober 2023, day 3 - solitary confinement and "Make it stop"
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Luka finds himself locked up in his hotel suite after a gameSeries
- Part 3 of Whumptober 2023
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Whumptober 2023, day 2 - "They don't care about you"
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"They don’t, do they? Only I do. And all I ask of you is to play the way I want you too.”Series
- Part 2 of Whumptober 2023
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Whumptober 2023, day 1 - Safety net and "But now this room is spinning while I'm trying just to fill in all the gaps"
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Harry thinks about his life and he's trying to see the positives but is there any? He's trying to make sense but is there any sense?
Was he the only issue?
Did he deserve to call himself a player when all people did was spit in his face and call him a disgrace?Series
- Part 1 of Whumptober 2023
- Part 15 of Random One Shots