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    “You still haven’t answered my question,” Iroha insisted, and Kaguya groaned. “Where do you want to go?”

    “Hm, right. Jokes aside, I’d say the beach. It’s lovely when the water is warm, and so many people sell ice cream there…” Kaguya trailed off when Iroha touched her face. Iroha traced the contour of Kaguya’s cheek with a thumb, lingering, tender.

    “Then I’ll take you to the beach again,” said Iroha, and she embraced Kaguya, held her close, closer, closest. She hid her face in Kaguya’s neck, so that the girl who loved her would not see her fall apart. “This is my second activity- a request. Think about staying with me, Kaguya. Please.”

     

    Or- an alternate timeline where Iroha convinces Kaguya to run away with her.

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    Some krusie sketches.

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    Team 7 is determined to uncover Kakashi's face.

    Iruka is determined to uncover Team 7's missing survival instincts.

    Kakashi, meanwhile, is having the time of his life.

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    Во время уикенда Всех Звезд 2017 года Илья решает, что больше не намерен терпеть издевательств судьбы - пришла пора взять все в свои руки. До конца сезона в МХЛ должен появиться хоть один открытый гей-игрок.
    К чему это приведет? Всего-лишь к организации и командованию самой настоящей армией квир-хоккеистов.

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    Twilight can say all he likes about Loid being bad at long range planning, sneaking around, maintaining appropriate boundaries, and tactical assessment. And that might be true. Granted, next to Twilight, everyone is bad at that.

    But Loid's not bad a people, and **** isn't giving up the hope of an actual home.

    Which means Twilight may be a tad hasty in assuming he's once again gotten control of the various facets of his mind, and that they're all on the same page when it comes to the fact that his relationship with Yor and Anya is an act, one that they will, at some point, stop doing.

    The Sequel To Eight Times Twilight Let It Slide. This one's not going to make a lick of sense if you haven't read that one.

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    Naruto x Japanese mythology story: Hatake Kakashi tells Team 7 which is Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke to take the two bells from him and come at him with the intent to kill, which was the wrong thing to say to them - for a very good reason.
    What Kakashi doesn't know is that Uzumaki Naruto is the Primordial Inari-Okami, Haruno Sakura is the Primordial Kōryū, and that Uchiha Sasuke is Raijin and the hand to hand combat fight for the bells wrecks the training ground and traumatizes Kakashi. They ask Kakashi to keep their abilities a secret and he does. Follow Team 7 on their divine ninja journey in the mortal realm and the fun and chaos caused along the way as a result.

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    James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew start at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry together and quickly become friends, when they're all sorted into Gryffindor, ending up in the same dorm. Their goal is to become the worst troublemakers in the school, however, Remus carries a secret that could jeopardize everything, should it be revealed.

    This is the first part of a trilogy about the four Marauders who attend Hogwarts in 1970s Britain, telling the story of their first two years at the school. The sequels are titled "The Marauders 2: The Dark Rebellion" and "The Marauders 3: The Shadows of War," which recount the rest of their schooling and the dark times of the decade.

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    Harry Potter has a problem.

    Her name is Hermione Granger.

    After a Ministry mandated re-sorting places Hermione in Ravenclaw for their seventh year, Harry finally gets the peace he has always wanted from the most infuriatingly brilliant witch at Hogwarts.

    Except now she is across the Great Hall instead of beside him.

    And somehow, that is worse.

    Between house rivalry, academic battles, Quidditch matches & a very inconvenient amount of mutual attention, Harry & Hermione are about to discover that there is a dangerously thin line between wanting to defeat someone & wanting them to look your way.

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    “Wow.” Will breathes out and flicks his gaze down for a moment. “I didn’t realize you picked up Italian sausage at the deli too.”

    or

    Nico gets a boner and Will is a dumbass.

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    Will is safe back in Araluen. His mind is not.

    Your typical post-skandia angst, with some Halt and Will fluff because Flanagan starved us of it. Some very dark themes but there will be content warnings at the start of each chapter, so feel free to skip any of them.

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    Kenma and Shoyo begin a battle for love.

    Following the Dumpster Battle at Nationals, a startling defeat leads Kenma to reconsider all of his plans. He discovers something about himself that makes him quit volleyball. But as the years pass his friendship with Shoyo doesn't fade. Instead what started as a friendly rivalry turns into a battle for love that Kenma won't lose.

    This is a Kenma + Shoyo fanfic for Haikyuu!! I assume the reader has not read the manga but has seen the anime up to the battle of the dumpster. It is my goal to follow the events of the manga as loyally as possible, filling in some holes with Kenma and Shoyo's relationship. Unlike the manga this story will be linear. I expect this story to be novel length when completed and chapters will be around 2000-4000 words. I have tagged this M/M and Other because gender is nuanced and Kenma is intersex while continuing to use he/him pronouns.

    Sex scenes will be explicit and of legal age. Power play will be a factor in their relationship as well as BDSM. First sexual encounter chapter 5.

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    The Abnormal Class start putting Post-it notes (Sticky notes) on students and teachers as a prank. Somehow it escalates and everyone joins in. Kalego is not okay with this. And no one knows the culprits,

    I'm horrible at summaries :(
    Read to see the chaos that ensues.

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    a collection of my digital NTBTS related art! some smut, some fluff, some whump, a little bit of something for everyone! all archived from my NTBTS containment account @J4Yf4NGZZZ

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    Violet Evans is the youngest sister of Lily and Petunia Evans, and just like her sister Lily, she is a witch.

    When Lily first received her letter for Hogwarts, Violet wished with all her might that she would get one as well. And her wish came true.

    Now join Violet Evans as she journeys through Hogwarts during a chaotic time in Wizarding History, bringing her own brand of chaos with her. During her years at school, she makes friends, enemies, connections, and lasting memories, even as the world around her grows darker with every passing year.

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    He went to work and then suddenly his childhood best friend who abandoned him was introduced as his boss. He went to his college classes and one of his classmates (or the professor!) was sparkling. Fuck, not even the doctor was safe! Last time he'd went there, the guy with the unfortunate mustache had tripped and fallen into his lap! The flu wasn't sexy, universe!

    Then it started to get worse. Buff guys passed out in alleyways that he needed to avoid helping. Kids crying and lost, because they had the aura; the little fuck would come after him in ten year's time like a slow release bomb! Shen Jiu had helped a snake after it almost got ran over and he had a fucking flag on his back! What the hell!

    And then there had been Luo Binghe's deadbeat dad that one time, which was probably worse than all the age gaps or snake loving combined. He'd rather not even think about that- it still gave him nightmares.

    The world was out for Shen Jiu's ass. Literally, by the caliber of men it was sending after him. What if he didn't want to be the fucking mewling bottom, you shitty world? Did you ever think of that?

    Shen Jiu knows he lives in a BL world.

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    Harry's summer didn't go... exactly as planned, but his upcoming school year should be tamer than the previous! Absolutely!
    So what of the mysterious creature that appeared in his room and apparently stole his mail, or the fact that he couldn't make it onto the train? The school year will be fine... right?
    Students are getting attacked??? Can't he have a normal year!

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    For Izuku, keeping secrets was as easy as breathing. He kept every single one until the people around him made them impossible to keep. And he was finally free. But freedom always has a price.

    Or: Wherein shit hits the fan.

    A/N: This is your fault. I'm not sorry.

     

     

    This fic has a discord server. Come hang out with friends :)

    A/N: If you haven't read Apertum Mortem (part 1), I recommend reading that first for context.

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    Monsters. Missing treasure. A mysterious cult. And now somebody’s stalking Amelia. Wait, is all of that my problem?! I’ve got such a full plate I’ll have to get my roast beef on the side—say, make it a double order. Medium rare.

    CHAPTER 6: Three villains appear! Which one’s the real danger? The Slayers find themselves tied up in twisted power plays, demon pacts, and equal-opportunity bondage. Sylphiel gets catty, with scorching results. An unexpected source has insight into Zelgadis’s lineage. Plus Lina’s keeping a secret of her own from…you, the reader??

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    There’s something different about the Reserve Course students this year, and it probably has to do with the nameless, faceless nobody that’s driving class 77 out of their minds. Just who does that punk think he is!

    Also…who is he exactly?

     

    [On Hiatus]

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    Stories about the Dragon Egg, a powerful object hidden away in a place where nobody can find it, have been going around for centuries, ever since the last dragon died and the Great Empire fell, resulting in the fragmentation of the people and the lands. A peculiar group of individuals, however, is given the quest by the king of Amogussia to find this Egg, leading them onto a journey where they discover not just the world of gods and enemies, but also of their own lives and paths.

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