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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    This fic is on permanent hiatus as of January 2026.

    Cazador Szarr made a terrible miscalculation, and had gotten the attention of a God.

    Ailionora Lathanyll, Earth-born daughter of Corellon Larethian, knew that she had been created to free a man from enslavement to a great evil, but in the sixteen years since her father had found her and brought her home, she had received no further information.

    Even now, as she embarked on the quest, she only had one clue. She was to go to Baldur's Gate, and find Jaheira.

    -If you've read Threadbare, you may have wondered, what was Corellon's original plan if he'd gotten back to Earth when he'd meant to. Well, here it is.

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    Brit was a paralegal, someone who had a normal life and enjoyed what she did for the most part. Yet, the only true excitement she felt lately was when she played Baldur's Gate Three. A simple video game brought her more joy than her friends or fleeting romances. One night as depression crushes her she wishes to live one day in BG3. Her wish is granted, however the world of BG3 needs her far longer than her wish had originally intended. And the worst part? She does not get along with her favorite vampire in the slightest.

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    He stepped into the light. “It’s not often I’m noticed before I decide to be. You might be more canny than I gave you credit for.”

    “So kind of you to admit your low estimations,” she laughed. “You might be more of an ass than I gave you credit for.”

    In all his years of servitude, he had only ever been free to pursue and seduce prey that fit his master’s preferences. Not knowing the pleasure of getting lost in a body like hers felt like another way he’d been starved.

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    Astarion’s “Nice, simple, plan,” falls apart thanks to quick-witted and full-figured fighter Titania, aka Tav. Moral quandaries are inevitable, but they find common ground in a fondness for lying, violence always being an option, and former bosses from hell— in her case, literally.

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    “Good night, erybbah pil.” She risked one last look at him over her shoulder as she took Wyll’s offered hand (how chivalrous), settling back down at the fire between him and Karlach, across from the wizard, and Astarion knew the spark in her eyes as surely as he knew the back of his own hand. Interest, attraction, the first kindlings of desire.

    He could work with that.

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    | Completed Novel |

    “Your newest ascended Astarion safe place”-Volo (Probably)

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    Preview Astarion's Perspective: “And, what can a vampire ascendant do?” she asked gently, her hands clasped together in front of her as she spoke. It was adorable. Slightly cherubic, even. The thought made him smile even wider as he considered how nice it might be to forbid anyone else from looking at her like that. Those sorts of things should be reserved for his eyes only. Behind closed doors. Hopefully near a mattress.

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    Author's Note: Welcome to the unicorn-like experience of a loving "Ascendent" Astarion fanfiction on AO3. If you need a romantic "Vampire Ascendent Astarion" fanfiction where he is REALISTICALLY evil but not a heinously abusive man, you've come to the right place. This one is dedicated to all the girlies who like a sadistic and monogamous man. Let's hurt together, darlings.

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