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Suckerpunched into New Realities by LongBoi
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, Transformers (Bay Movies)
20 Apr 2026
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Despite Sam giving his all in helping the Autobots, he dies in the battle of Egypt, and is repaid by the Primes ripping him away from his life on Earth. Instead, they send him to Cybertron just before the war breaks out with the request that he stop the war before it's too late. What is he supposed to do about that, you ask? Great Question, because he has no clue either.
You know the drill. Sam is converted into a sparkling and sent to Cybertron. He proceeds to make everyone's lives as hard as possible on purpose.
I do not consent to my work being fed into AI in any way.
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There's a small sea of reporters and general onlookers grouped behind the tall metal fences of the station, shouting and jeering at him while the occasional camera flash blinds him. It takes longer than he would like to admit to figure out what they're saying, and once he does, he almost wishes he didn't. They're all asking him why he did it, why he would kill an innocent man, and for a once blessed moment. It didn't make sense. Then it all, horribly, clicked at once.
They were framing him for murder.
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In the Absence of Space by Cowboycrows
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
07 Jul 2026
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Simon waited.
Waited for them to apologize. Tell him there’s nothing they could do. That he wasn’t worth the trouble or resources, that he wasn’t worth the time.
But that never came.
Instead, after a second Grace came back on the line, his voice sounding determined now. “Alright,” he said. “Hang tight.”
Simon blinked slowly. “What?”
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26 Jul 2026
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For Peace (Hopefully) by Spoon888 for ConCentric
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
23 Jul 2026
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Optimus isn’t keen on taking part in the Autobot/Decepticon treaty conjunxing.
Fortunately, Jazz doesn’t mind at all.
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Bookmarked by LongBoi
01 Jun 2026
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A story of incredible loss, and then what comes after.
'Aren't you gonna lay down?' Bonecrusher signs. 'It's late.'
"Oh we can't," says Mixmaster from where he's tucked up under Long Haul's arm.
'The frag not?' signs Bonecrusher. 'Don't tell me you ain't tired?'
Mixmaster gestures slowly but dramatically at their laps. Across them, stretching from Long Haul's left thigh and over both of Mixmaster's, is a bright white and dark black shape that contrasts sharply with all of their paint.
'Okay? So wake him up, or pick him up, or whatever?'
"He's fast asleep," whispers Mixmaster, aghast. "We can't. What if he gets up and leaves?"
'Let him leave?!' This is ridiculous.
"You know, I think we're fine. More than fine, really."
Bonecrusher swings around to squint at Scavenger. 'And what's your excuse?'
Scavenger gestures at the itty bitty overlap of a single white foot on the edge of his thigh.
Bonecrusher is in a sparkbond with absolute clowns.
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Bookmarked by LongBoi
27 May 2026
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Instead of Starscream being the well-known and feared Second-In-Command of the Decepticons, he’s practically an urban legend among Autobots and Decepticons alike, only known through vague prisoner-of-war stories and scattered attributions of battle plans and weapon designs. Most mecha are of the opinion that this “Starscream” is a mere myth to make Megatron look more menacing, and others (notably the Autobot spec-ops) often make jokes about ‘Spooky Screamer’ whenever a particularly strange case pops up.
This changes when Jazz and his team uncover an abandoned Decepticon laboratory on Earth, only to find a dying seekerlet locked in its depths.
And thus, Starscream is no longer a myth.
Bookmarked by LongBoi
03 May 2026
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At Least Traditions are Straightforward by CatChan
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
02 Apr 2026
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One of the best ways to show a bot from another Tribe that you are very serious about pursuing them is to actually pursue them. Then catch them, then tie them up and... Well. The steps varry depending on a miriad of factors.
But at least the steps are very clearly defined. The legends and stories are plentiful. The protocol is solid.
And Prowl is much better at social interractions when he has a solid protocol to rely on.
So that's how he plans to respond to Jazz's flirtation.
Jazz honestly didn't expect that.
Not that he's complaining.
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15 Mar 2026