MapleKilljoy

MapleKilljoy



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    (Post BOTW.) In which Link develops a very curious habit and Zelda is confused.

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    "Then you'd know that everyone in Okhema thinks we are romantically involved."

    "I know about the rumors. I started it."

    Mydei tries to get to the bottom of why everyone thinks he and Phainon are dating. No Verax Leo statues were harmed in the process.

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    Hyuna takes his wrist in her hand, fingers circling around it completely, pressing hard enough to bruise.

    “I’ll break it,” she threatens.

    Luka laughs.

    It bubbles up in his throat and spills through his lips without his consent, a stream of giggles, as tears prick at the corners of his eyes. It’s hilarious. Snap his wrist, and he’ll finally have a distraction from the pain splitting his skull. He’ll finally have something else to think about, and an excuse to miss classes for a day, and a good enough reason to have painkillers pumped into his veins until everything is completely, blissfully, numb.

    “Do it,” he begs. “Hyuna, do it.”

    on luka, migraines, and perfection

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    05 Jun 2026

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    "Mr. Zhongli," Chef Mao says suddenly, "is a little strange, don't you think?"

    Surprised by the sudden and completely unsolicited comment, Xiangling looks up from her wok, tracing her father's eye to said Mr. Zhongli, leaning over an antique vase at one of the roadside stores. In her time at Wanmin Restaurant, however, she has certainly seen her fair share of strange customers, so after a moment, she just turns back to her frying, flipping the xianbing in the wok over one by one.

    "Why do you say that?" she asks, reaching across the counter for the cooking oil.

    "Dearest daughter," Chef Mao says then, "he is lecturing the seller on the origins of his own vase."

    Liyue Harbor is hive full of incorrigible gossips. Xiangling navigates the rumor mill, goes ingredient hunting with Zhongli, and in the process, finds out that Zhongli is very, very bad at pretending to be human.

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    Or…five times Yanqing called Jing Yuan “general” and one time he didn’t

    Edit: fixed some grammar issues

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    26 Apr 2026