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After Hermione is (unfairly) sent to work in the Auror office, where Malfoy will be her supervisor for a whole bloody month, it seems like all hope of achieving her promotion is lost.
Until she finds a letter addressed to her—a filthy letter. And based on the incriminating position she finds Malfoy in when she confronts him—midway through a wank—there’s only one person who could have written it.
Perhaps they can help each other: early release in exchange for participating in the dirty scenarios in his unsent letters. Two weeks of no-strings sex with Malfoy and then they’ll go their separate ways—right?
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24 Jun 2026
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Hermione Granger had never met a warning label she respected.
So when an antique Malfoy ring arrives at her Ministry desk with a note in Draco Malfoy’s handwriting that reads:
Do not put it on.
She does the sensible thing.
She investigates it.
Unfortunately, the ring considers “investigate” close enough to “wear.”
Now Hermione has twenty-four hours, one provisional matrimonial claim, and exactly seven feet of forced proximity before ancient Malfoy magic declares them legally, magically, and catastrophically bound.
Draco is furious.
The contract remains unconvinced.
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- Part 1 of The Return Policy Universe
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24 Jun 2026
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It began in the only way befitting them, with violence.
Or so he said, when the prick finally bothered to tell her.
A hippogriff, a time turner, an escaped convict, and the unrivaled rage of one thirteen year old Hermione Granger as her palm connected with Draco Malfoy’s face, the sound creating a melody more beautiful to her ears than Beethoven.
Neither of them noticed their matching marks just beneath their collar, the magic singing in their blood.
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[OR: A canon rewrite in which Hermione has to navigate a soul bond with Draco Malfoy ]
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27 Apr 2026